the grotty man thread!

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ok girls time to spill, whats the most revolting bad habit the man/son/male in your life does, lets be honest ? dh farts a lot, but worse than that if he drops a chocolate biscuiteon the floor he'll pick it up, blow on it as if that decontaminates it from bacteria and eats it. yuck! hve accidentally broken some crockery chucking it at him when ive caught him doing this!

dont get to pick up the food off the floor in our house - our two dogs who do a good impression of being near starvation despite their expanding waists make a mad dash for it!

DH's worst habit - leaving piles of clothes by the bed

An ex of mine would only have a bath once a week, yet would still try to make me perform orally (and I don't mean singing either). I was onto a winner if I could get him to bathe twice.

your not the op on the" my partners a vampire thread ,are you DASH?",,i think youve just nudged your way to the winners place there! thank fook hes an ex!lol

My god dashboard

OMG dashboard!!

Spew!

Truth is stranger than fiction, dash, and your ex really takes the biscuit.

Barfotastic!

DASH omg, how /where did you get him? ,you should have just pretended t use the loo, after he'd been and left a dribble, would have saved you a job! ewww!

fuckin' hell, dash! gross! he went into the shop all full of diarrhea?!

where did you find these blokes?

you dont have to name change dash, after all you made a quick "dash" away from the ex! lol

expat , i think its the same bloke?

I really have laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out. OMG this thread is just so funny....

Dash thank god he's an ex ,the first one was so disgusting I couldn't even repeat it to dh, by the 3rd or was it 4th confession i've just been shouting across the room between snorts....

Keep them coming ladies, as for us I'm much more disgusting, dh is often shocked at my unladylike traits which for the record I am most definitely NOT going to share!!!

Oh and biscuits on the floor are just easy pickings, dd2 skirmishes under her chair on the kitchen floor btween meals!

Dash - OMG - that is the singularly most revolting thing I have heard in a very long time! It really is no wonder he is the Ex!

Sept1712 - want to share what his saving grace is? (The reason he's not an Ex??) Number 1 alone would have me running for the hills!!!

Most men I know have tried the aforementioned substance, but not in a scoop it up to clean up way........urghhhhhhhhhhh shudder

Expatinscotland - I had just been contemplating what to have for dinner.... but now joining the same diet plan as you!!

Dash - OMG - that is the singularly most revolting thing I have heard in a very long time! It really is no wonder he is the Ex!

Sept1712 - want to share what his saving grace is? (The reason he's not an Ex??) Number 1 alone would have me running for the hills!!!

Most men I know have tried the aforementioned substance, but not in a scoop it up to clean up way........urghhhhhhhhhhh shudder

Expatinscotland - I had just been contemplating what to have for dinner.... but now joining the same diet plan as you!!

Dash - OMG - that is the singularly most revolting thing I have heard in a very long time! It really is no wonder he is the Ex!

Sept1712 - want to share what his saving grace is? (The reason he's not an Ex??) Number 1 alone would have me running for the hills!!!

Most men I know have tried the aforementioned substance, but not in a scoop it up to clean up way........urghhhhhhhhhhh shudder

Expatinscotland - I had just been contemplating what to have for dinner.... but now joining the same diet plan as you!!

Dash- dh says hope you've got a little more selective with your choice of men!!!!!

Okay after reading that I have actually just been sick! Dashboard where do you find these people so we know not to go there?

Well my brother picks his arse and sniffs his finger then shoves it in your face and asks if it smells healthy before licking it clean again he is a dirty little bastard apparently it has a name between him and his friend's, he is 14.

Can I just ask the OP if they had any idea what they were starting here? I thought this would be a thread about smelly farts and fungal feet. My eyes have been well and truly opened.