the grotty man thread!

[dsrplus8haggisandneeps]

ok girls time to spill, whats the most revolting bad habit the man/son/male in your life does, lets be honest ? dh farts a lot, but worse than that if he drops a chocolate biscuiteon the floor he'll pick it up, blow on it as if that decontaminates it from bacteria and eats it. yuck! hve accidentally broken some crockery chucking it at him when ive caught him doing this!

I am torn between desperately wanting to know and running a mile from this thread

off for a bath to get clean!!!

invisibleman and dashboard...... name change right now.... I need to know.

OMG! Here was me thinking my minging lovely brother would have came out on top on this one not sure about it now though as I now feel sick thinking about eating and storing stuff in jars Dirty bastards

but moon if I namechange and tell you now, you'll know it's either me or dashboard anyway!

Lets just say it involves the afore mentioned substance that has been eaten and put in jars . it isn't as bad as them though.

yeah...how did you know that after a wank he'd scrape it up and eat it?????

ffs girls, your men are bogin!pmslrotflol!(anybody got a spare tenna?)

Mine picks his nose incessently.

It makes me feel sick.

I am surprised his face hasn't caved in.

Foul.

think DASH has chicken out, must be too gross to post! lol, come on dash prove me wrong here!

lol at this thread. My Dh cuts his toenails and leaves the cuttings in a pile on his bedside table until I nag him to move them or one of the dogs eat them [bleugh emoticon]

MotherF it just gets worse and worse - you mean it wasn't just a one-off . He actually liked the taste of it?

Ok I really am gonna be sick, mouth full of saliva and actually retching for real.

I was just about to eat a Mars bars . . .

Then I read this thread.

Thanks, ladies! That killed off my appetite.

ok can someone nominate this thread as a classic? (its just soooo funny,& sickening at the same time)

1. Wont change undies, unless i pinch them and replace with fresh ones.
2. Won't brush teeth unless asked.
3. won't cut toe nails till asked.
4. Has had athates foot for 10yrs.

This is just the dh!!!

expat, thats MN for you, let us solve your diet problems for you!keep the tread going and we should all lose 6lb by next week!

Pass the bucket, dashboard.

You have won.

Oh that is so gross! Eeeww!
My dp seems to do the usual farting, although he picks his nose too and could do with a couple of extra showers a week! Sounds vile doesn't he? He is lovely really