AIBU to admit to sister that DH probably vandalised her bathroom but wasn’t responsible for all of it?

[AliceNotInChains]

Last night we went to my sister’s for dinner. During the evening someone wrote “cunt” on the bathroom mirror in what appeared to be shit (turned out to be Nutella but obviously with it being the bathroom it was immediately assumed to be shit).

My sister was the one who found it and came marching downstairs demanding to know who had done it looking at DH and I. Obviously I didn’t do it and I don’t think she would have done it herself so that leaves DH and BIL. Personally I think BIL is most likely as he does childish stuff all the time, sister is fuming that I’m blaming him but both are denying it. AIBU to think it’s obvious that I’m going to believe DH over BIL??

As the evening went on someone threw wet toilet roll at the bathroom ceiling. I suspect this may have been DH but still he’s denying it. AIBU to tell sister that the toilet roll was probably DH but not the mirror or would this just give her the excuse to blame him for both??

Hahaha! What! What grown person would do that? And then follow it up with another moronic “prank”. If your DH did do it, he’s the cunt. I’d be embarrassed to be married to that.

I still want to know are they the crow sisters please?

Yes, they are. Also of holiday bathroom/abandoned keyboard fame and other petty “dramas”.

Wtf have I just read? All the people in this fucked up little tale are adults? Seriously?
Grow the fuck up.

Thank you serendipity ,if real I wouldn't want any of them as neighbours although the claiming of the crows and rowing outside would be quite the spectacle to watch.

Pathetic I'd chuck the lot of you out including her husband

@PatNoodle gave us a quick rundown of OP's recent threads at 8:48.

What a scummy family you have

Thanks serendipity cat confirmed what I thought as well ..thank you
It's niggling when something seems familiar but can't quite place it.

This is so bizarre! Why would any adult act like this?

I always smell guests' fingers for that tell-tale Nutella whiff whenever this happens 🤔

Or lick them and hope it's Nutella .

It's a sunny Saturday morning OP.

And you're this bored?

That really made me laugh, but you shouldn't be here. It's really not safe.

You and your sister married well, didn't you?

btw, your username has diverted my Saturday into a Northern Soul listening deep dive 🎶 😎 ✊ For which I thank you 😀
And I've put Nutella on my shopping list 😂

You're more than welcome.
I've been a Northern Soul nut for about 45 years.
Enjoy the records and the nuttella

Admit nothing. It's pretty obvious what happened here. Your MiL snuck in and wrote on the mirror and the neighbours 5 feral children threw the toilet paper on the ceiling from their garden.
I would suggest immediate no contact with narcissist MiL and that your sister contacts the school so the teachers can sort out the neighbour kids. Then go no contact with the teacher, your sister and husband. As for DBil, you should get you ducks in a row and LTB. He's a red flag.

Classy

Look, if you're going to keep posting ridiculous crap on MN at least change your username. We aren't all stupid you know.

I can't believe you sister didn't end the evening immediately after she found that.

It was the crows that done it!!

What a crazy family! I’d just clean it up and forget about it

My only sympathy is for the sister who appears to be the only adult in the room.