AIBU to admit to sister that DH probably vandalised her bathroom but wasn’t responsible for all of it?

[AliceNotInChains]

Last night we went to my sister’s for dinner. During the evening someone wrote “cunt” on the bathroom mirror in what appeared to be shit (turned out to be Nutella but obviously with it being the bathroom it was immediately assumed to be shit).

My sister was the one who found it and came marching downstairs demanding to know who had done it looking at DH and I. Obviously I didn’t do it and I don’t think she would have done it herself so that leaves DH and BIL. Personally I think BIL is most likely as he does childish stuff all the time, sister is fuming that I’m blaming him but both are denying it. AIBU to think it’s obvious that I’m going to believe DH over BIL??

As the evening went on someone threw wet toilet roll at the bathroom ceiling. I suspect this may have been DH but still he’s denying it. AIBU to tell sister that the toilet roll was probably DH but not the mirror or would this just give her the excuse to blame him for both??

Jeez. Someone here needs to get a life. 🙄

Yes, us lot for reading this shit!

It sooo could be truuuue 😁😂🤔

If your poo is the colour of peanut butter you need to see a Doctor!!!
Healthy poo is dark brown. Like Nutella.

50 shades of shit.

Id get my bike outta the lounge and pedal home.. why do you keep posting this made up rubbish

Oh for crying out loud

You all sound absolutely insane

I doubt you're old enough to be married, OP.

Well that’s made my night 😂😂😂😂

Are we in primary school now?

Don't give her any ideas!

Are you all 11?

Quite frankly if you both have chosen these men to live your lives with, its on you.

That old?

Get therapy for your jealousy of your sister, OP. It's not pretty.

@AliceNotInChains, you have disappeared!

Why do you and your sister tolerate the stupid behaviour of your husband’s and then spend time deliberating as to whether to tell them/each other what has been done or suspected of being done, in order to keep the peace?

The crow thread, the loo roll and abusive graffiti on the mirror. The bike storage and stupid BIL gurning at the window. It all sounds like fun around at yours.

Do you or your sister have children?

I'm not sure the husbands and sister actually exist...

You may be right! We shouldn’t give posters like this the time of day really because clearly something isn’t right.

Believe it or not, @AliceNotInChains actually reminds me of someone I know. Not as a friend or associate, someone that works at a facility I attend.

This person is very silly and thinks she is funny. She is constantly doing pranks and saying the most ridiculous things. But underneath is very sad and lonely. She is tolerated by her boss who is very caring.

No, I don't think they do, either. I'm not sure the OP has ever in fact met any other people.

Nah

Does OP ever come back to these ridiculous threads she starts?

Is this a joke 🤣