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To stick to the hosepipe ban …

274 replies

HosePipeNoMore · 13/07/2026 21:44

… and to think that people who don’t are selfish with no consideration of the overall good of society.

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Bullandbear · 14/07/2026 17:44

InveterateWineDrinker · 14/07/2026 17:41

I'm not sure whether threads like this make me more depressed or angry.

The climate is collapsing in front of our eyes, and yet people are in denial about their responsibilities in respect of the causes (fossil fuels) and are also in denial about their responsibilities in respect of mitigating the effects (extreme weather including drought).

For all the selfish pricks who pursue a tragedy of the commons in an essential-for-life natural resource, here is a link to the most recent Climate Change Committee report: https://www.theccc.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/A-Well-Adapted-UK-CCRA4-IA-784y9813-3094039i85t59yhfufoub24f2bipdj1.pdf

Rainfall patterns have changed. Water shortages are here to stay if we carry on as before.

How do you reconcile your position with unfettered immigration?

InveterateWineDrinker · 14/07/2026 18:04

Bullandbear · 14/07/2026 17:44

How do you reconcile your position with unfettered immigration?

Well, about 250,000 Brits are registered as living in Spain and another 49,000 in Portugal although most serious estimates put the combined total at just over a million because so many never bothered to formally inform the authorities they had arrived, like they should have done. The Iberian peninsula, particularly the southern coasts, are some of the most water-distressed places in Europe but the pesky migrants continue to use waaaaay more than their fair share by refusing to integrate and continuing their profligacy with water by carrying on as if they were still in the UK with its endless rain, but with swimming pools too. It's disgusting.

Bullandbear · 14/07/2026 18:23

InveterateWineDrinker · 14/07/2026 18:04

Well, about 250,000 Brits are registered as living in Spain and another 49,000 in Portugal although most serious estimates put the combined total at just over a million because so many never bothered to formally inform the authorities they had arrived, like they should have done. The Iberian peninsula, particularly the southern coasts, are some of the most water-distressed places in Europe but the pesky migrants continue to use waaaaay more than their fair share by refusing to integrate and continuing their profligacy with water by carrying on as if they were still in the UK with its endless rain, but with swimming pools too. It's disgusting.

This thread concerns the UK, and the various regional hosepipe bans.

palona · 14/07/2026 18:36

Southern Spain's reservoirs are all full again after the awful Winter they had. No water shortages flagged. How come we can't keep the reservoirs full like that, we are not short of rain surely (apart from right now).

BackToLurk · 14/07/2026 18:39

I'm sticking to it begrudgingly while muttering about not being able to let the dog go in any of our local rivers because the water company have pumped them full of shit.

By sticking to it, I mean I'm not using the hose I wouldn't have used anyway.

lanthanum · 14/07/2026 19:08

HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 08:47

Society is so much more selfish these days. I’m old enough to remember all using the same bath water in the heatwave of 1976 and then my dad siphoning it out to water the garden.

Only the dinner ladies were allowed to flush the toilets or run the taps. We all washed our hands before lunch in the same small basin of water.

Four children using the same bath water wasn't just 1976, but then I did grow up in Yorkshire. Eventually I summoned my mother to look at the colour of it by the time it got to me, and she capitulated.

HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 19:28

lanthanum · 14/07/2026 19:08

Only the dinner ladies were allowed to flush the toilets or run the taps. We all washed our hands before lunch in the same small basin of water.

Four children using the same bath water wasn't just 1976, but then I did grow up in Yorkshire. Eventually I summoned my mother to look at the colour of it by the time it got to me, and she capitulated.

🤣🤣 We had it tough in those days 🤣🤣

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doyoueverstopandthink · 14/07/2026 19:31

palona · 14/07/2026 18:36

Southern Spain's reservoirs are all full again after the awful Winter they had. No water shortages flagged. How come we can't keep the reservoirs full like that, we are not short of rain surely (apart from right now).

Because 46 billion litres of water a day are lost to network leaks and infrastructure issues.

Theyd rather pay the shareholders than pay the maintenance costs.

InveterateWineDrinker · 14/07/2026 19:33

Bullandbear · 14/07/2026 18:23

This thread concerns the UK, and the various regional hosepipe bans.

Well, you're the one who placed a migration prism over my comment about how Brits use far too much water.

Notwithstanding that, climate change doesn't really acknowledge nation state borders, and if you can see past that and look into the actual evidence you'll see that current migration patterns are pretty insignificant compared to the modelled climate-driven migration amongst people who are likely to have far more authentic claims to refugee status than the boat people I presume you're wailing about.

TattyOldOwl · 14/07/2026 19:34

Saw the thread title and thought ‘ ah - must water the garden!’

So those are my feelings!

HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 19:36

TattyOldOwl · 14/07/2026 19:34

Saw the thread title and thought ‘ ah - must water the garden!’

So those are my feelings!

Get the watering cans out then like other responsible citizens

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doyoueverstopandthink · 14/07/2026 19:37

HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 19:36

Get the watering cans out then like other responsible citizens

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

doyoueverstopandthink · 14/07/2026 19:37

OP do you realise that not everyone has a hosepipe ban in place?

Bullandbear · 14/07/2026 19:38

InveterateWineDrinker · 14/07/2026 19:33

Well, you're the one who placed a migration prism over my comment about how Brits use far too much water.

Notwithstanding that, climate change doesn't really acknowledge nation state borders, and if you can see past that and look into the actual evidence you'll see that current migration patterns are pretty insignificant compared to the modelled climate-driven migration amongst people who are likely to have far more authentic claims to refugee status than the boat people I presume you're wailing about.

No wailing here.

Interesting that you otherwise attempt to weave climate change into one summer’s hosepipe ban.

Bullandbear · 14/07/2026 19:38

HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 19:36

Get the watering cans out then like other responsible citizens

If you saw a neighbour using their hosepipe, in contravention of a ban, what would you do?

HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 19:48

doyoueverstopandthink · 14/07/2026 19:37

OP do you realise that not everyone has a hosepipe ban in place?

Yes, obviously people should only refrain from using hosepipes in those areas where there is a hope pipe ban

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HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 19:48

Bullandbear · 14/07/2026 19:38

If you saw a neighbour using their hosepipe, in contravention of a ban, what would you do?

I’d round ‘em up, put ‘em in a field and bomb the bastards

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doyoueverstopandthink · 14/07/2026 19:49

HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 19:48

Yes, obviously people should only refrain from using hosepipes in those areas where there is a hope pipe ban

Nobody should refrain. Why should we when 46 billion litres of water is wasted everyday?

Fleurdalys · 14/07/2026 19:49

I’m not on a meter so I’ll bloody use as much as I like to keep my garden pretty 🫠

BoredZelda · 14/07/2026 19:50

Tben · 14/07/2026 00:05

I’m not in a hosepipe ban area but I’m pretty sure DD’s nightly bath uses more water than the amount I hosepipe around my garden. That said, I would comply.

Use the bathwater to water the garden. According to my mum, it was the best crop of tomatoes they ever had, in 1976.

MerryUmberHedgehog · 14/07/2026 19:50

What about if hosepipe is used to fill watering can?

HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 19:50

doyoueverstopandthink · 14/07/2026 19:49

Nobody should refrain. Why should we when 46 billion litres of water is wasted everyday?

Because that can’t be fixed quickly, obviously

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Bullandbear · 14/07/2026 19:50

HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 19:48

I’d round ‘em up, put ‘em in a field and bomb the bastards

Edited

That would surely present a fire risk and a subsequent waste of scarce water resources…

EasternStandard · 14/07/2026 19:51

HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 19:48

I’d round ‘em up, put ‘em in a field and bomb the bastards

Edited

Bit violent

HosePipeNoMore · 14/07/2026 19:51

Fleurdalys · 14/07/2026 19:49

I’m not on a meter so I’ll bloody use as much as I like to keep my garden pretty 🫠

We are not on a meter either, that doesn’t absolve you of your responsibility to the wider society

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