I need the most annoying toy for a 5 year old

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My sister and I are in a war of annoying toys, she bought my 3 year old a set of mini bagpipes.. I need the most annoying but equally awesome for the child at 5 years old. I want something that she’s going to despise and he’s going to love. Budget about £100. I’m not unreasonable but she was to buy mine bloody bagpipes!!

£100 for a toy? Just buy them a cheap recorder.

Slime... lots of slime

Glitter.

Dh bought his godson a giant foam hulk fist that says ‘hulk smash!’ when you punch things. I can’t believe his parents still speak to us.

Not £100 but a fart ninja is always a good shout! Mini set of drums?

vuvuzela (sp?) for the World Cup?

🤣 I like the way you think

There is nothing more annoying imo than a kid with a mouth organ. You could buy loads for £100 so he's always got one within arms reach

My brother gave my eldest a tomy train set that played the first 30 seconds of the Thomas the tank engine theme tune over and over as it went round the track.
It drove me so insane it ended up going to live at granny’s house.

He never had children so I couldn’t get my own back!

That's pretty evil. Encorages hitting things, and makes a infuriating noise.

A karaoke machine.

Glitter. Boppit. Violin. Nerf guns. Sharpies.

Second the recorder.

Sorry but 🤣🤣 bagpipes is so funny

Kazoo, about 50p!

....leaving you approx £99.50 to do something really annoying like spend it on yourself misses point

Edited due to terrible maths

Any making slime set. Not sure if still available but furby's were very annoying when my teen was young.

Boppit! Thats incredible

bagpipes are funny

Slime I would go NC with you😂

https://www.smythstoys.com/uk/en-gb/toys/pre-school-and-electronic-learning/bluey/vtech-bluey-chattermax/p/249854

These are pretty annoying. Ask me how I know.

I’m still traumatised by this fucking bear my dd had a baby and she’s 13!!!

I can still hear the song

“I’m a friendly light up bear
ill teach you
one two three
a sleepy hungry happy bear
hey come and hug me”

Oh look. Another VTech item. I reckon their office is in hell!

I take the suggestion of recorder and level it up to tin flute. You could do a goody bag, with a voice changing mega phone, tin flute, whistle and a xylophone. 😬

Slime or any annoying instrument drums are good, I got a great set of electronic drums for both nephews they love them

Boppit AND a recorder AND a harmonica. Also a set of drums if you can!

So the kids get toys but rarely get to play with them because they're too loud/annoying.

Hardly seems fair does it?

Why not just call a truce and agree that you both need to grow up a little bit?