I need the most annoying toy for a 5 year old

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My sister and I are in a war of annoying toys, she bought my 3 year old a set of mini bagpipes.. I need the most annoying but equally awesome for the child at 5 years old. I want something that she’s going to despise and he’s going to love. Budget about £100. I’m not unreasonable but she was to buy mine bloody bagpipes!!

My sister bought my kids a mega pack of slime! It was huge and came with loads of glitter and sequins 🙈

The bagpipes is just a single instrument... Why bother with one, when you can have a whole one man band? https://www.rainbowresource.com/042674.html?srsltid=AfmBOopSvVCf7lA9wRXYk0ehc5Q6JqwldeheXuDCbSNkYpsnE0kW5a3f

We have this currently! I dont mind it actually, theres far worse out there....

See what I mean: VTECH. Company should be shut down.

Thanks for this reminder! I'm now rocking in the corner! This is an unbreakable toy and so annoying! Especially when it gets stuck under the seat in the car or when its running out of batteries (which takes about 5 years!) It through starts randomly singing,. Even when at the bottom of the toy box making you shit yourself at the possessed bloody bear!

Boppit 100%. Failing that - glitter. Nerf gun.

Ahhhh, yes my son had one 16+ years ago and I can still remember that awful song. I actually sang your post to the tune 😩

One man band!

Sylvanians or poly pockets. Anything that requires tiny role play and that you kick over when you stand up.

Musical instrument or something messy

Karaoke microphone or machine
Drums
Recorder

@Cheesecakeismeesecake that is one ugly looking toy

@ThaneOfGlamis you are a genius

Furby
Electronic battery operated microphone - all their own noise, but louder
Kids Alexa.

V-tech speaking stuff is pretty annoying. I'm trying to think of something very attractive to children but needs adult involvement, something which takes longer to set up and clear up than they actually play with it. Or violin lessons - not sure how many you get for £100.

Bop It Tetris was the most annoying toy my kids had. I pulled it out of the cupboard about 2 years ago (kids then 17 and 18) and it still had battery life! The Furby was also really annoying, had to hide that in the attic.

One of my best mates bought my eldest son a toy saxophone and the youngest a tambourine. I retorted with a FUCKING DRUM KIT. 😎😁

My sister bought a siren like this one, for my son to stick on top of his Little Tikes car. It was ear piercing and was thrown away within a day 🫨

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Violin or drums

My family didn’t understand our rule about slime/playdough/plaster of Paris kits.
I freaking HATE them, especially with the glitter ones, slime gets EVERYWHERE. And if it gets in hair or the bedding, you’re fucked.
Glitter slimes spray glitter all over the shop again.

I hate this thing with a fucking passion!! Ours went missing and them someone got it for DD2 and its also missing.

My contribution is this Hei Hei toy from Moana...he shrieks just like him...

Karaoke machine, megaphone

Silly Sausage. It’s like a more annoying version of Boppit but a sausage. You can keep your £100 and I’ll gladly send you ours!

An inch worm.

MIL bought one for DS. Bang bang bang goes the floor boards.

We had that! It wasn't annoying at all, my dc loved holding the little animals when they were 1 and only just learning to walk. Fond memories!

Might be a bit young for them but my friend got my little one this and fucking hell. They love it but it shakes the entire house. When they hold it, their speech shudders like they're riding a bike across cobblestones. And it plays demonic circus tunes: https://www.thetoyshop.com//toys-under-10-pounds/Little-Lot-Jiggly-Jitter-Ball-Sensory-Toy/p/574369?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21761045694&gbraid=0AAAAAD8GR-t71gZlN7Jvr64MMOIdaq_aC&gclid=CjwKCAjwuanRBhBSEiwAY5y6V6YdUYkYsEzQzv4lRjku8iJi-3iwDM2bqqE-phQBpwieyXoksyRAWRoCJ0AQAvD_BwE

For the toddler to 8 year old market, this is extremely irritating, children adore it, and it's also weirdly twerking, which I thought was meant to be a sexual thing?! https://www.thetoyshop.com//electronic-toys/pets/Pets-Alive-Rainbow-Bonnie-the-Booty-Shakin%E2%80%99-Llama-Electronic-Pet-By-ZURU/p/543954?srsltid=AfmBOopAe-BLlKDYSc0cuAUL5f4EXfHNbQVxybxxzlVR4HuvNWMFrIXWccY

Lastly, I feel like a 5+ year old may enjoy Billy Bass... 🐟