I only have a one year old but ive rapidly discovered i hate:
Over excitable voiced toys usually sounding like an American child
Repetitive loud songs
High pitched sounds effects
Hateful annoying songs that get stuck in your head even though you hate them and stay there
A perfect combination of these is Toot Toot. We have the firestation
"Im a Toot toot fire engine look at me go"
"Fighting fires is my job"
Die. Fortunately theres an off switch. I dread when he finds that and removes it from the off setting...
Also annoying:
A toy mobile phone from the in laws. Annoying sounds and i dont want to replicate playing with a mobile phone
A leapfrog book. I used to think this was acceptable until he button mashed it a few times so we had an amalgamation of animal noises on repeat
One of those old fashioned things where they press it and the characters go round inside like on a roundabout. "Clunk clunk clunk creeeaakkk" drives me demented.
This farting monkey that looked like it was possessed. You'd press its hand, it would then fart and jerk around with a gleeful cackle. It was sent on its way on vinted, as I got chucky/anabelle vibes. Creepy silver eyes too. Both of the above were in law specials.
When we were looking for birthday presents for said 1 year old husband kept eyeing up a baby xylophone. I refused to allow it 😂