What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

[Magpiesinthegarden]

That made you think - what a knob! And that you are well rid of them!

lighthearted thread -

I’ll go first -

Recently my ex changed his profile picture to this wanky AI generated image of him in the middle with a halo and two angels either side… he actually gave himself a halo 🤣 What a knobhead! Like he was Jesus 😳(He was a massive narcissist. My ex. Not Jesus)

What are the wankiest things your ex has ever done?

Made himself look dead then lol
My ex was just a knob by existing. Too many things to list

He goes to Disneyland a lot with his current GF. He posts pictures of him standing with Donald duck or goofy. He's a grown man in his late 30s with no children. Very wanky.

He's done lots of other horrible things, but this is just wanky.

He wanted us to spend Christmas Day together for the dc’s sake. He pulled out on 23/12 because his mistress whom he denied existed invited him to hers. She cooked him dinner on 24/12 then dumped him the same evening, so he spent Christmas alone - with food poisoning from her out of date prawns 😂

He’s a shit who deserves the shits.

Oh my actual Mary mother of Jesus fucking Christ

Send him FB Thoughts and prayers!

This has to go in a sit-com!

Got a (midlife crisis) tattoo of his childrens names when he barely sees them.

Approached the coach of my youngest's football team about volunteering to help when (again) the only time he sees her is at said training.

OMG!!! Did they just not bother to ever pick up the baby? You must be a living saint.

Invited me to watch him singing and playing harmonica in a band. When we got there, it took him ages to get up with them and when he did, he stood with his back to the audience and didn't sing or play a note. Spent the rest of the evening off his face on drugs.

I bumped into an ex of mine in a club years ago, and I have to say I was impressed with her lush, rolling blonde hair. She looked amazing, to be fair to her. Imagine my surprise when I saw it was a hairpiece, and I watched her pull it off outside and stuff it in her bag. So she had a short bob after all...😆

Oh this is just beautiful

In fairness, @BillieWiper, a musician is someone who plays or sings. These wankers aren’t professional musicians.

What? Bloody hell.

There is more than one. My ex uncle did exactly that to my aunt. He didn´t want to have kids, she did. So when she divorced him for being a serial adulterer, when she arrived at court, he shoved a photograph of his new baby girl (with one of his OW) in her face and said: "This is something I have that you will never have" (she was 43 by then). I was 18 back then (1992) and have never forgotten it. Then he was supposedly surprised when he spoke to me years later and i walked straight past him and another of his other women (was with her since six months after getting married) and ignored him.
Karma got him, the baby grew up, did not get on with dad, went no contact and married and moved to Australia. Good for her.

Pay his 14YO niece more than his full time adult staff because he wanted to suck up to his sister

In all fairness it would seem that he was already high before he went on the stage.

Reminds me of this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rDXPmB3bI7Q

@HelenaWaiting you're an absolute angel. That poor baby being left like that. Thank god you took him in. Who chooses a holiday over their baby FFS. I'm so glad you were in his life 😊

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

After my divorce my ex husband walked up and down the road my parents house was on with his new girlfriend to show all of us he had a new woman.
He didn't have my address hence my parents house.
She dumped him a month later, a mutual facebook friend told me.

Took photos of the kids off my social media and put them on his claiming he took The photos and participated in that day out. His bio gives the impression he’s a doting hands on father. He chooses to go see his kids every 4 months for an hour at most. The birthday posts and seasonal posts. He could actually collect his children whenever he wanted! He doesn’t need to do any of the pretend social media parenting. I no longer post anything nore do I have social media any more.

Me too @Over40Overdating I snarfed coffee at the eyeliner. Fucks sake!

My Ex collected our DS from his very first day of a ‘Saturday job’ to go to Ex’s house for the weekend. DS had been paid in cash. Ex asked to borrow the cash for petrol money. Didn’t pay it back. I reimbursed DS as soon as he got home and told me.

He goes round doing those all you can eat challenges and then insists on going into the kitchen and compliments the chef if he loses. I dont even understand.

He shouts "lads! lads! Lads! Uuuurrrrghhh!" on nights out. At least I can hear him coming.

He has some sort of job with paramedics. He isn't medically trained in any way. Not sure what he does but he chooses to wear scrubs when he goes to the pub after work (probably to do the all you can eat challenges). I'm surprised he's allowed to and I just hope no one ever asks him to help someone.

(The scrubs are orange if anyone can tell me what he does? Despite myself I'm curious).