What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

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That made you think - what a knob! And that you are well rid of them!

lighthearted thread -

I’ll go first -

Recently my ex changed his profile picture to this wanky AI generated image of him in the middle with a halo and two angels either side… he actually gave himself a halo 🤣 What a knobhead! Like he was Jesus 😳(He was a massive narcissist. My ex. Not Jesus)

What are the wankiest things your ex has ever done?

Oh mine did that too, except he gave him to a friend

That is really mean. He is an absolute dick. I hope you are far, far away from him. I know you have DC so maybe you still have to talk to him but from a stranger on the internet, I confirm he is an absolute dick.

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Sit there watching me cry with no emotion, no sorry, no you will be ok, after all the pain hes caused me whilst he walked yesterday after cheating and causing me months of hurt.

@PenelopePinkerton Think you’re on the wrong thread 😂

@Soheartbroken44 awful. You WILL be ok. ❤️

For my kids 18th put together a photo album of them which only had one photo in it of me with them when they were tiny so it looked like I’d died and he’d brought them up. The last page had a pic of him n his second wife beaming out at their wedding. We did joke about it.

No it wasn’t… don’t tell me there’s more of him🤦🏻‍♀️

Told everyone I was lying in bed depressed and he was primary carer when I was running 25k a week at the time we were getting divorced.

calculated divorce settlement he wanted down to the last 19p which his barrister read out in court - we all cracked up

@SparklyGlitterballs this is horrendous. I’m SO glad he’s your ex! What a vile creature

Were you fooled by the rocks that she got?

I am a bit of a Princess Diana fan - or was.
Was asking an ex where he was when she died, it was such a cultural marker and he told me.
Then he said him and his mate went to Kensington Palace a few days later to see the tributes.
And then added, yeah, we thought there would be lots of tearful girls wanting a shoulder to cry on and they’d get a shag out of it.
They did, two nights on the trot.
What a pair of princes…..

This is classic narc. It’s so classic you’ve almost got to admire the sheer ridiculousness of it. What a loser.

At least it wasn't him and Jennifer Aniston/Jennifer Lopez or some other celebrity in the wedding pic. Like the pp being sent a pic of ex's new gf Jennifer Lopez

When I split with my ex my parents bought me one of those 50’s style signs that said “It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life.”

When ex had to collect keys for the storage unit I’d put his stuff in my dad stuck it to the wall opposite the front door so ex couldn’t miss seeing it when my dad opened the door 😂

oh lordy lord, do we ever need the laughing emoji 😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 what did you say?

My ex used to post those fake deep quotes over photos of himself like he'd just returned from a spiritual quest. Mate, you work in accounts and spent lunch arguing about meal deals.

He didn't, but hilarious there are two such egregiously pretentious men out there.

Unfortunately yes, the one in Glasgow did exactly the same thing. Horrible specimens.

When I moved I'd packed my things in cases and boxes, did the first run and went back for the remaining box the next day. It should have had crockery, pans etc in it. He'd removed those and filled the box with old jam jars

Standard. ^^ Hope your friend is ok.

My ex Husband is such a twunt the list of wankiest things he has done could fill this thread but one that springs to mind is when he asked if the OW and her child could come and spend a few days over Christmas at our house with us both our children.

One day you will be so glad you are rid of him. Yes it hyrts now but it will get much better💐

It's not really lol material. Unless you are the "lady" he left me for.