What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

[Magpiesinthegarden]

That made you think - what a knob! And that you are well rid of them!

lighthearted thread -

I’ll go first -

Recently my ex changed his profile picture to this wanky AI generated image of him in the middle with a halo and two angels either side… he actually gave himself a halo 🤣 What a knobhead! Like he was Jesus 😳(He was a massive narcissist. My ex. Not Jesus)

What are the wankiest things your ex has ever done?

Wowzer! You are well out of it!

It was a very long time ago but a friend saw my ex husband and his new girlfriend walking around in matching shell suits.
😂😂

There's so many I cannot decide. I think reversing a payment of £10 out of DSs child trust fund account was the one that really riled me.

It's quite obvious who the pig is in that story. It's one thing to change your ex's name in your phone to Twat or whatever when only you are going to see it but to display it to your kids like that, with a nasty pic, is truly horrible. You have nothing to be ashamed of at all.

Left me to bring up to kids alone for another woman he swore he wasn't having an affair with. Six months later, she gave birth. Fast forward two years he dropped the kids off after an access visit and also handed over his two year old saying "Watch the baby for half an hour will you? I have an errand to run".

Four hours later I found out that he and new missus had gone on holiday to Mauritius for three weeks. I still have "the baby". He's 22 now and adorable.

You're one amazing woman.

Mine has posted on FB this morning that he’s “disappointed and saddened” that I’m “blocking” our daughters from attending his birthday celebrations.

He invited them yesterday. To a meal next weekend. They already have plans to attend a wedding in DH’s family (hence my “blocking”).

Apparently a good mother would allow them to his celebration rather than “forcing” them to attend the wedding of a random relative of DH’s.

One of them is so close to the relative that she’s a bridesmaid. The other is doing a reading.

They’re 27. 😂

My ex boyfriend (many years ago now so I can laugh about it) was packing up his stuff to move out after we had broken up from our 8 year relationship due to his cheating said to me I could keep the tool box in the garage as I was buying him out our flat and he was moving back to his mums. I thought that was good but a few weeks later when I needed a screwdriver I found he had taken the tools and left the box 🙄

What.... 22 years?

Hired a Ferrari to take his 16 year-old assistant to her school leavers do, then posted photos all over SM implying that she was his new gf 🤢

You weren´t wrong, you said ABOUT 10 minutes, so 11 and a bit comes within the scope.

I’ve never posted about this before but suddenly I feel inspired 😂 poor teenage me had an awful “boyfriend” that only ever took me out in his car (no proper dates) and would be all nice until he got what he wanted. After that would be an absolute wanker claiming he had to put his DJing career first and had no time for a relationship as he was “special” and had to live his life to the “absolute maximum” god i still remember the exact words, cringe!!!!
he had a horrible little vroom vroom metallic paint car with one of those teeny tiny number plates and once left me by the side of the road with his tunes blaring out as he drove off.
I was heartbroken at the time but honestly was an idiot for falling for any of it 😂 I hope he is somewhere cringing at himself but I fear not as he’s just so special and unique 🥴😂

Op what a knob I’ve got visions of him as Micheal Jackson

Flew overseas to marry someone he’d only met online in another country a month after we broke up. I know it didn’t work out because she came to her senses and he was back in the UK within six months ha

Always described himself as “too nice” but was the nastiest person I ever met, so I guess he can also add delusional to his personality traits.

Yes I'm hoping the poster who lol-ed at the pig story misread it and thought the horrible ex had ended up with the pig image. Ghastly man.

My friend (who i posted about above) had her cheating narc ex saved in her phone as "Tiny Weiner".

Narc ex came back 2 years later asking for his goldfish back as it meant a lot to him. I had let it go free in the big pond with lots of other goldfish. Was amusing to watch him flapping around trying to catch a random fish to save face. He failed obviously but many years later it still gives me a good laugh

This has genuinely made my day 😂😂😂

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This is unreal. Dumping a baby to go on holiday!! Did you file for custody or did they just not want him back?
Either way you have a very big heart ❤️

By the time they returned the police were waiting and Social Services had applied for a care order. Apparently there were other issues. Got him on a long-term foster.

Leo?

'Splenda Daddy' OMG so brilliant!

My ex-DH did me a kindness when he left me suddenly for OW four years into our marriage (didn't last long and ex still single after a good few casual relationships over the years).

This happened many years ago. He wasn't a very nice person and did several nasty things during the time I was with him including defrauding his parents out of their home that they had to sell to pay off his debts.

However, a couple of years ago he posted a huge rant on social media coming out as bisexual and how his DM could not understand or approve of his lifestyle. He's late 50s. She was in her 80s for goodness sake!

I had one like that too. He was convinced he was going to be spotted by talent scouts in the Good Mixer (which I lived near at the time) because he looked the part, although he couldn't play guitar for toffee.

He stayed at my flat for so long in pursuit of this hopeless dream that, in the end, I gave him £20 to get the train back to his hometown, and that was the last I saw of him. He left his guitar.

Jesus Christ! I had a similar situation but it was with my sister's cat, which I was asked to 'look after' for a week and still had 15 years later.

Tell us more! Did they come back from Mauritius and just forget they had a kid?!