Neighbours loud sex 😂

[Daisymay1000]

So for the most part I do get on with next door. The man is great, really helpful and polite to the whole street.. his wife’s a bit odd but nothing major. However she has a habit of the LOUDEST moaning and disgusting sayings during sex.. never hear a peep from him.. but she does it almost on purpose?! It’s actually stomach turning. I don’t want my daughter hearing this kind of thing. It’s so awkward though as what do you do in that situation??? It’s bad enough when theyr arguing and all you hear is her screaming f offfff get out n all this, but the SEX 🤢🤢🤢. Would you mention it to him and ask him to maybe have a word with her, or leave it and put up??? YABU - say nothing. YANBY - say something!!

Eww 😫

When is the sex happening? Surely not in this heat 🤢

Take down what she says like a dictation and then send it to them anonymously with a gag enclosed.

I have to know what the disgusting things are!!

Crikey what sort of stuff does she say?!

How often is it happening that you hear their 'shenanigans'? If it's frequent I would probs say something!

Yeah I'm going to need an example to get whether you're just being prudish or whether you have a hideous neighbour.

In this heat? It must stink.

Why would you speak to him and not her? If they’re married presumably she lives with him and is also your neighbour?
Why have you written this about him instead of her?

Tossers

I need to know what she says?!

put a note through the door!

I'm assuming they haven't only started having sex in the last two or three days!

'Disgusting sayings'

'Stomach turning'

Like PPs, I'm wondering what the hell this woman is saying that is actually making you feel sick rather than just mildly annoyed at the noise.

So you’re not going to tell us what she says? 😒

Anonymous note saying they can be heard and could they keep it down.

Because, as OP set out in OP, he's the more approachable of the two?

Write down what she says, put it through her letterbox. Add a note ‘ did you need half the street to hear you gasping these phrases?’

I'm thinking she’s like Cameron Diaz in that Ben stiller movie and she’s yelling ‘ cock me! ‘ all the time. Ha ha.

I mean at what time of day

But also, given that the op has posted today, it must be happening today or recently

People like this enjoy knowing others can hear them I think so saying anything will probably give her a thrill.

Just play music incredibly loud at her most vocal bit, something silly like the birdy song to put her off her stride a bit.

The HeartBreak Kid. It was Malin Akerman, not Cameron Diaz.

Yeah, in general. Doesn’t mean he’ll take this well.

For all OP knows he’s telling her what to say. There’s two of them in it.

I'd probably get a load of my friends to sit in a line outside the house holding score cards like ice skating competitions.

5.6. 5.9. 5.9 etc

Give out various 'keep going' 'harder' shouts at the top of your voice next time she does it. If she asks about it claim that you were getting your partner to massage some knots out of your back.

Oh play Salt N Peppa - Push It really loud.

Oh play Salt N Peppa - Push It really loud

Or Kool and the Gang - Get Down on it 🤣

ETA - this could rapidly become the "Now That's What I Call Neighbour Sex Album" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had a neighbour like this, she’s moved out now thank god.
It was definitely on purpose with her.. I thought maybe a kink?
Middle of the day, windows open, screaming the place down and just filth.. Do this, stick this here.. You get the picture. My son and step daughter are older teens/young adults and they thought it was hysterical. The worst was when she did it in her garden shed! I didn’t say anything but yeah it wasn’t great, like living next door to Pornhub.

Bang on the wall? .... tried and tested remedy I believe.

Try a loud round of applause when they've finished?