Neighbours loud sex 😂

[Daisymay1000]

So for the most part I do get on with next door. The man is great, really helpful and polite to the whole street.. his wife’s a bit odd but nothing major. However she has a habit of the LOUDEST moaning and disgusting sayings during sex.. never hear a peep from him.. but she does it almost on purpose?! It’s actually stomach turning. I don’t want my daughter hearing this kind of thing. It’s so awkward though as what do you do in that situation??? It’s bad enough when theyr arguing and all you hear is her screaming f offfff get out n all this, but the SEX 🤢🤢🤢. Would you mention it to him and ask him to maybe have a word with her, or leave it and put up??? YABU - say nothing. YANBY - say something!!

Post an anonymous letter saying “I hear your sex noises and I’m recording them”. It’s creepy enough to hopefully make her stop.

This is MN where people wash themselves once per week, so sex is likely to reek☹️.

You shouldn't be able to hear it next door. The op has kids, we don't know if the neighbours do but they should not be subjected to this, it's bad enough neighbours can hear.

This woman is performing, I bet it's a huge turn on for her that others can hear.

The op needs to be blunt that she endures it but when kids can hear it is inappropriate on a whole different level.

Many on here shower multiple times a day and do the bedding/towels/curtains daily so sex is not likely to reek

You are missing out, hot sex is the best. Obviously you need to be clean beforehand (though that is all sex) and sweat doesn't smell until it gets old so a shower after and all good.

Soundproofing on the wall that you have in common- if you are detatched she'd have to have a megaphone.

It is a place of extremes for real 😂

"Hey! The electric toothbrush is for your teeth, not down there!"

Please do this. 😂

Time to get the walls soundproofed.

Imagine thinking sex in summer reeks! Jesus, no love, it doesn’t. Not when you’re shagging clean people it doesn’t. Dripping in sweat?! You can have Botox for that!

Maybe the pp has had a bad experience with a very sweaty, smelly man 🤢

I’m not ops neighbour but why not have sex when it’s hot 😂 get a nice cool shower after.

👀👀 are you sure, we need to know what youre shouting out if so 😄

Eww no too hot for anything other than laying down, moaning and eating magnums

Edit, moaning about the heat, not the fun kind, op's neighbour!

I am very quiet I don’t want to scare / wake my children 😂😂

One has to whisper about how good it is 🤣🤣

@Daisymay1000 if they are 50’s ish maybe she going slightly deaf early on. So she thinks she’s talking when she’s screaming the whole street down 😬

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Could OP not just send you a PM instead?!

I'm reminded of the classic 'People are having sex in my hedge' thread here!

Wasn't it something like 'foxes don't generally order you to stick a finger up their bum, do they' ?

Or a top-volume recording on loop of Alan Partridge saying "That was classic intercourse!"

Or O Fortuna from Carmina Burana on (suspected) climax. Clichéd, I know, but what the heck. 🤷‍♀️

You need to shout to the tune of Here We Go, “Up the arse, up the arse, up the arse, up the arse up the arse, up the arse, jizz on my tits, jizz on my tits…” You get the idea.

Play the bloodhound gang … very loudly every single time.

I need you to be graphic if only to confirm you don’t mean poo.

I remember that thread. 😆