Neighbours loud sex 😂

[Daisymay1000]

So for the most part I do get on with next door. The man is great, really helpful and polite to the whole street.. his wife’s a bit odd but nothing major. However she has a habit of the LOUDEST moaning and disgusting sayings during sex.. never hear a peep from him.. but she does it almost on purpose?! It’s actually stomach turning. I don’t want my daughter hearing this kind of thing. It’s so awkward though as what do you do in that situation??? It’s bad enough when theyr arguing and all you hear is her screaming f offfff get out n all this, but the SEX 🤢🤢🤢. Would you mention it to him and ask him to maybe have a word with her, or leave it and put up??? YABU - say nothing. YANBY - say something!!

This place really is weird sometimes.

I am a mole and I live in a hole...

lol 🤣🤣🤣

🤣 Nice one 👍

Stick on The Benny Hill Show theme music when she starts.

Tell him statistically the louder the woman the crapper the sex

When I was away at work conference two of my colleagues decided to have some "personal time" together in the evening, and their exertions were so loud that everyone who had a room on the corridor could hear them.
For the rest of her career the lady involved was known as "Gina" after the singer "Gina G" - Oooh! Aaah! Just a little bit...

Because as it clearly states - he is cool I speak with him - she is not and I don’t really chat to her - and it’s HER making the noise?

or would you prefer some really bitchy response to suit your agenda?😂

well she loudly likes to announce when she’s about to cum. Her legs are shaking. Asks him to F her harder. She’s dripping. amongst many others!!! And bear in mind these aren’t young people … I’m talking 50s. It’s not what you want to hear from any age but it’s stomach churning especially when I have a daughter in the house 🤮

Hahahaha I would love to that but I’m scared they may answer in the midst of it. Bad enough hearing it through the walls. I’m mortified people are asking me to repeat it😂😂😂😂

My past tactic has been to play the ‘Spanish Flea’ song really loudly against the wall and shout… ‘no one can have sex to THIS…..’ 🎵

Are these not normal things to say during sex?

sure are, I just have absolutely no desire to hear them and it’s not really stuff you should want your neighbours hearing either? Unless your weird and this is your kink I duno

Or record it and wake them up in the morning with it full blast on the stereo loool.

I’d be a bit worried this is me, except we never, ever argue. . The screaming is all the good kind 🤣 ……. We are in a detached house and I don’t think the sound travels too badly but sometimes we realise the window was open unintentionally…… no children next door though, or we’d be more careful.

I’m convinced the reason some people are scream that loud during sex is to let he whole world know they’re getting it. The problem with that is that we also know when theyre not getting any action🤣

Hi Gary, hope you managed to bang Sheila into next week like she asked on Tuesday night after you railed her like the Cross Country through Birmingham New Street. Station. Small favour - little Frogmella is asking what ‘Fuck me up the chocolate chimney, Fat Controller’, means and I’m not sure what to tell her. Any chance you could ask Lucinda to keep the volume down a bit?

Yes I’d go knock and say my young child can hear it so please can they be more discreet.

Gross have some dignity

at all the suggestions to put an anonymous note through the door in the age of ring doorbells

I have no idea what agenda you’re referring to but it makes sense to go directly to the person making the noises.

Re: smell, ref a pp, sounds like maybe BV may be an issue? I understand chemists stock things that can help.
Re: noise: eeeirgh! I had a flat mate like this once, she swore that she just couldn’t help it - I could maybe accept that te the screaming but not re the dirty talk! Though in her case the screaming sounded more like a donkey braying, which was actually really funny but also annoying!

50 year olds shagging in this heat? Obviously you don’t wanna hear it but… good on them.

Well yes, but not to the neighbours!

Hello neighbor 🤣 come on - you know exactly what op meant - it is pretty disgusting to hear a neighbor saying these things!!!!