Neighbours loud sex 😂

[Daisymay1000]

So for the most part I do get on with next door. The man is great, really helpful and polite to the whole street.. his wife’s a bit odd but nothing major. However she has a habit of the LOUDEST moaning and disgusting sayings during sex.. never hear a peep from him.. but she does it almost on purpose?! It’s actually stomach turning. I don’t want my daughter hearing this kind of thing. It’s so awkward though as what do you do in that situation??? It’s bad enough when theyr arguing and all you hear is her screaming f offfff get out n all this, but the SEX 🤢🤢🤢. Would you mention it to him and ask him to maybe have a word with her, or leave it and put up??? YABU - say nothing. YANBY - say something!!

what must stink??

Yuck, fake performative over the top nonsense. Tell them to keep it down.

You don't have sex in the heat?

Change your WiFi name to: Wecanhearyoushagging

This is gross. Imagine being a kid and having to hear this. There's hearing some noise.. bad enough... and then there's this. Yuk. I'd have to put a note through if I lived with kids.

They'll like it though, loud shaggers enjoy the performance aspect of it. They're probably doggers too.

You just hope they don't have dc. If they do I'd be maybe having a word for their sake.

NO!

I lay like this, with only the breeze from the fan penetrating me!

We had a similarly enthusiastic couple a door down from us - part of my business is public address, so we rigged up a very large horn speaker pointing at their house.

when it started, myself, my wife and our neighbours sat round the microphone and gave a running commentary - rapidly they stopped and haven't been heard since.

Get onto your local PA hire firm!!

The room 🤢🤢 from all the sweaty bits and actual sweat, gross.

If no one had sex when the weather is hot then hot countries wouldn’t be populated 🤣

Surely you could enlighten us about her 'disgusting sayings during sex' and give us a few examples?

First day back at work after the bank holiday and I'm now sitting with a glass of wine in the garden...

It's not that bloody hot everywhere, fgs! Highs of 22/23°C here. 🤷‍♀️

I love this 😂😂😂

Couldn’t you aim a hose at their open window and shout up “this is to cool you down Brenda, you gobby arsehole!”

We text or phoned every single time. It eventually stopped.

Had to tell (then) 10yo DS that it was foxes.

Play a loud clapping noise when they next finish!

Yep I banged on the wall, I had to do it few times on fe occasions and never heard them since so they got the message

I had this. I banged on the wall.
She avoided me for months and moved 🤣

I Once lived with a girl who was very vocal during sex and unfortunately for me, her room was next to mine. I remember at the time being so fed up when I heard silence ( we worked nights so was always during the day when he’d pop over for a sesh) id bang out “ I’ve just had sex” by the lonely island and Akon with the approval of our neighbours because they were fed up too!

I asked her time and time to please take others into consideration but I think she got a kick out of it.

I was very grateful when she handed her notice in and left 🫣

Foxes do sound very similar.

Take down what she says, and put it in one of those apps that creates a song out of it.

I can assure my bedroom does not smell, bodies washed, sheet washed and window has been open all day!

Sex is supposed to be a personal thing. Put a note through the door and if that doesn’t stop her then you know she is deliberately including others in her sex games without consent.

Why on earth would it stink??)? Pp you need to look at that issue, whichever one of you is causing it 🫪 because that's not usual. Even in the hottest weather.

I don't think this would work in this situation, unless the foxes local to OP can speak