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Naked bike ride - protect our children

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cleaningthebog · 26/01/2026 13:24

The one where the men get their jollies showing their cock and balls. There is a petition which is not getting much traction. You may want to sign if you don't want to encourage this.
https://www.change.org/p/stop-the-naked-bike-ride-from-being-in-public-spaces

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Stop the Naked Bike Ride from being in public spaces

https://www.change.org/p/stop-the-naked-bike-ride-from-being-in-public-spaces

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MajorProcrastination · 26/01/2026 15:11

Protect our children from what? Some bare bums? If it matters so much to you, you can simply avoid the locations that the bike ride will be passing.

RedStars · 26/01/2026 15:13

LadyTangerine · 26/01/2026 15:00

Bet the naked men with their cocks out love that!

Naturism is great, with other naturists. The public shouldn't have it forced on them and unless it's being done on a private circuit on private land then the it is being forced on people

You poor love, Do they hold you at gunpoint and force your face towards them with your eyes pinned open every year?

LeaderBee · 26/01/2026 15:14

MajorProcrastination · 26/01/2026 15:11

Protect our children from what? Some bare bums? If it matters so much to you, you can simply avoid the locations that the bike ride will be passing.

I propose that we blindfold mothers everytime they give birth because surely if everyone who rides a bike naked is a big filthy pervert then every person that gives birth to a naked child must be a disgusting pedo too.

Playingvideogames · 26/01/2026 15:16

LeaderBee · 26/01/2026 15:14

I propose that we blindfold mothers everytime they give birth because surely if everyone who rides a bike naked is a big filthy pervert then every person that gives birth to a naked child must be a disgusting pedo too.

Don’t be so utterly ridiculous. You sound absurd

eatreadsleeprepeat · 26/01/2026 15:16

Gahr · 26/01/2026 14:58

On anything of your choice. Presumably, not on a Naked Rider, although if that's what floats your boat, then who am I to judge?

Should have had a laughing emoji. The image it conjured up was wonderful,
This thread has really cheered me up!

Longtimelurkerfinallyposts · 26/01/2026 15:18

cleaningthebog · 26/01/2026 13:38

Do you think it's healthy to normalise children seeing men with erections in public? I think this is a major safeguarding risk.

It's telling children not to be afraid of them.

Utterly ridiculous.

I have participated in World Naked Bike Ride many times over the years.

(I'm a woman, and I'm one of many people who chose to ride completely naked - no merkin/ mankini/ modesty covering - just some body paint that said "Love your bike. Love your body").

That's what the message is - that we should try to love ourselves, and shouldn't be ashamed of our bodies, whatever shape or size they are. Personally I've found it inspiring/ empowering to take part, and believe it's a really positive thing for young people (esp teenage girls) to see.

In all of the years that I have been at WNBR, and amongst all of the THOUSANDS of male bodies I have witnessed taking part in it, I have never seen anyone with an erection! I really don't think it happens

YABVU to even start this thread.

ColdAsAWitches · 26/01/2026 15:21

Playingvideogames · 26/01/2026 14:59

Agree.

I’ll believe it’s an innocent, fun, lighthearted event when it isn’t 90% grown men.

If your DH does this, he’s probably a pervert.

If it's grown men you're objecting to, does that mean you'd be happy for children to take part?

JustCabbaggeLooking · 26/01/2026 15:22

LeaderBee · 26/01/2026 15:14

I propose that we blindfold mothers everytime they give birth because surely if everyone who rides a bike naked is a big filthy pervert then every person that gives birth to a naked child must be a disgusting pedo too.

Man says what??!!

amber763 · 26/01/2026 15:22

Funnywonder · 26/01/2026 14:47

Erections🤣🤣 What’s the opposite of an erection? I dunno - an anti-erection? A suck-in? Because I reckon that’s much more likely to happen if a man sits on a bike with his naked arse and balls on that razor blade of a saddle.

😂😂a suck in just really made me laugh. Thank you so much for cheering up my shitty day

Gloopsy · 26/01/2026 15:22

Longtimelurkerfinallyposts · 26/01/2026 15:18

Utterly ridiculous.

I have participated in World Naked Bike Ride many times over the years.

(I'm a woman, and I'm one of many people who chose to ride completely naked - no merkin/ mankini/ modesty covering - just some body paint that said "Love your bike. Love your body").

That's what the message is - that we should try to love ourselves, and shouldn't be ashamed of our bodies, whatever shape or size they are. Personally I've found it inspiring/ empowering to take part, and believe it's a really positive thing for young people (esp teenage girls) to see.

In all of the years that I have been at WNBR, and amongst all of the THOUSANDS of male bodies I have witnessed taking part in it, I have never seen anyone with an erection! I really don't think it happens

YABVU to even start this thread.

that we should try to love ourselves, and shouldn't be ashamed of our bodies, whatever shape or size they are.

Who says we don't love ourselves?

Why do you feel the need to SHOUT HOW GREAT YOUR BODY IS by riding naked? Not everything has to be a performance and "loud and proud"

SerendipityJane · 26/01/2026 15:24

Beakthrough · 26/01/2026 13:30

In what way does this protect children? Has a child ever been harmed by the ride?

Well it means we don't have to talk about child poverty.

StrangerThingsHappenRoundTheTwist · 26/01/2026 15:24

I'd think riding a bike with an election was quite painful

Mind you, they don't HAVE erections so....

Katiesaidthat · 26/01/2026 15:25

Naked bikers? My first thought was OUCH!

Total overreaction on your part.

Imdunfer · 26/01/2026 15:26

cleaningthebog · 26/01/2026 13:38

Do you think it's healthy to normalise children seeing men with erections in public? I think this is a major safeguarding risk.

It's telling children not to be afraid of them.

Why on earth would bike riders have an erection?

How many of them to you expect to hop off their bikes and abuse a child during the ride?

I've seen a lot of pictures of it and it looks like great fun. Lots of women with their boobs out too. Time we stopped being ashamed of the human body.

You are over reacting.

Weetabixw · 26/01/2026 15:26

I think these rides have to be suitable advertised and then we can avoid as necessary.

Our kids should only see the naked adult bodies that they choose to see, and this should only happen from 16+.

JustCabbaggeLooking · 26/01/2026 15:26

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moofolk · 26/01/2026 15:26

Fine to think that people doing a naked bike ride are idiots, or insane, or narcissistic, or free & independent fun lovers, but I honestly don’t think it’s a particularly sexual event.

To be honest I do think it’s good for kids to see the naked human body in a non sexual context. Otherwise they’ll end up just seeing porn & think that’s normal.

At about aged ten my son saw some hippies skinny dipping in a river. He was pretty shocked & I overheard him saying to a friend that he’s had to draw pictures in school about the human body and he realised he’d got it wrong. 😂

I very much doubt there will be any erections on display, and naturists are so keen to normalise nudity as non sexual and non threatens, and distance themselves from flashers and sexualisation that any pervs would be given short shrift indeed.

Having said that, there’s no chance I fancy joining in!

StrangerThingsHappenRoundTheTwist · 26/01/2026 15:28

Gloopsy · 26/01/2026 15:22

that we should try to love ourselves, and shouldn't be ashamed of our bodies, whatever shape or size they are.

Who says we don't love ourselves?

Why do you feel the need to SHOUT HOW GREAT YOUR BODY IS by riding naked? Not everything has to be a performance and "loud and proud"

Edited

Lots of people don't love themselves

Lots of children, young girls especially but increasingly young boys, are shown unhealthy, AI, Manipulated body images.

Letting them see "real" bodies

Longtimelurkerfinallyposts · 26/01/2026 15:33

PS: for anyone who doesn't know what it's about (and can't use a search engine): https://wnbrlondon.uk/

Another of the reasons for the ride is to highlight the vulnerability of cyclists.

It's interesting that the drivers of other vehicles tend to drive a lot more considerately/ carefully, and display far less aggression & violence towards the Naked Bike than other mass cycling events (such as Critical Mass) - there is something about it which has a huge impact on people's empathy for cyclists.

ETA: Anything which contributes to more considerate driving/ behaviour by less vulnerable road users actually helps safeguard children and young people. And makes it more likely that they'll be able to live in a world where riding their bikes/walking/ active travel is safer and more widespread.

WNBR London

World Naked Bike Ride - WNBR London has been riding annually since 2004 to protest for a better environment, safer cycling and the recognition that ordinary people have ordinary bodies. It’s worthy, it's free, it’s fun, it’s legal and it’s making the w...

https://wnbrlondon.uk

justasking111 · 26/01/2026 15:37

cleaningthebog · 26/01/2026 13:38

Do you think it's healthy to normalise children seeing men with erections in public? I think this is a major safeguarding risk.

It's telling children not to be afraid of them.

Hahaha an erection on a bicycle saddle.

LeaderBee · 26/01/2026 15:37

Playingvideogames · 26/01/2026 15:16

Don’t be so utterly ridiculous. You sound absurd

Yeah, that's the whole point, it is absurd. 🙄
It's a naked bike ride, whoever feels that it's only perverts that want to do it needs to get a grip; It's absurd that they believe that.

Chenecinquantecinq · 26/01/2026 15:38

For those naively saying what is the risk have a quick google at what some of them men get up to in very close proximity to young children. It's a magnet for perverts!!!

Beakthrough · 26/01/2026 15:39

Chenecinquantecinq · 26/01/2026 15:38

For those naively saying what is the risk have a quick google at what some of them men get up to in very close proximity to young children. It's a magnet for perverts!!!

Men in the middle of a crowd of other adults?

Longtimelurkerfinallyposts · 26/01/2026 15:40

Chenecinquantecinq · 26/01/2026 15:38

For those naively saying what is the risk have a quick google at what some of them men get up to in very close proximity to young children. It's a magnet for perverts!!!

Please tell us what you're talking about.
What do "some of these men get up to"?
Feel free to provide a link to some evidence....

TortoiseEnthusiast · 26/01/2026 15:40

OP - I think you are right and I have signed. That's a totally messed up event. There's no need for that at all.

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