Naked bike ride - protect our children

[cleaningthebog]

The one where the men get their jollies showing their cock and balls. There is a petition which is not getting much traction. You may want to sign if you don't want to encourage this.
https://www.change.org/p/stop-the-naked-bike-ride-from-being-in-public-spaces

We had a holiday in the Canary years ago our apartment overlooking a nudist beach. Didn't see any erections or untoward behaviour all week.

How are men riding by on a bike "in very close proximity" to children?

When has a naked body been offensive?

Seen it every year, it’s a good laugh. It’s not just men. Move on.

according to some posters on here. a naked body is inherently offensive.
and if it belongs to a middle-aged person, and/or is a bit 'flabby', it's even worse and extremely unattractive.

Those bike seats though 🤢🤮

There is no way in hell a man can cycle with an erection. It would hurt like a MF.
You sound unhinged, really.

also presume none of them ride for sexual kicks.
My cousin rides through our capital (different country) every year at a similar event (mixed sexes - tonnes of fun - no erections on anyone)

A few years ago on a hot day I saw a load of them cycling down Piccadilly in central London. I was hot and tired - and they gave me the best laugh I’d had all week. Same applied I think to lots of other people walking down Piccadilly.
YABVVU.
As for children, I know my Gdcs (10, 9, 6) would merely find it hilarious.

Better luck next time....👀👀👀

No, for yet more incredibly obvious reasons that everyone is pretending not to grasp because they’re so cooooool

I think this really is the least of our problems at the moment...

People not agreeing with you does not mean they are pretending to be cool.

When i was a kid, we were coming back from our holiday on the motorway and a group of men ( I assume) mooned at us from a minibus. I thought it was the funniest thing id ever seen in my life. I remember it to this day, but cant remember anything about the actual holiday. I think you're overthinking this OP.

Bless

Its also unnecessary what is the purpose of it. Can random people sign up for it? That would be my concern?

I didn't know that riding a bike was such a massive turn on! 😂

Thinking a Penis or some naked boobs isn't inherently sexual is not pretending to be cool 🤣

It's on Change.org not the official Government petition site (where I think it'd probably get rejected) anyway, so it won't change anything

Umm is that possible to ride with an erection? Seriously lighten up, we have a gay mans nudest beach near me and no erections in sight,

I'm more offended by flag shaggers to be honest.

Flashing is a lot more than just being naked

That's the point

Would it make any difference if it were for a charity ?

You don't have to go to the city on that day or on the route.

You're being slightly OTT.

I've seen naked bike rides ( quite by accident) and there was nothing remotely sexual about seeing a man on a bike with no pants on in the middle of winter.

Do you think it's healthy to normalise children seeing men with erections in public? I think this is a major safeguarding risk.
It's telling children not to be afraid of them.

Errr. I don't think men riding a bike naked get erections.
Have you ever seen any?

So you're conflating riding a bike naked with erections [wrong] and all erections with rape [presumably].

I think you need help.

That made me wince and cross my legs