Naked bike ride - protect our children

[cleaningthebog]

The one where the men get their jollies showing their cock and balls. There is a petition which is not getting much traction. You may want to sign if you don't want to encourage this.
https://www.change.org/p/stop-the-naked-bike-ride-from-being-in-public-spaces

Have you ever actually seen this event?

If you don't like it, what is preventing you from avoiding it?

The organisation are pretty clear that people shouldn't "lounge around" before or after in the buff

And frankly I don't trust anything on X. It's been all over the news recently about AI problems on there....

And that X post comes up as something in Arabic to me so it looks 100% genuine 🤔

It is totally irrelevant whether you consent. Have you at any point given your specific consent to seeing clothed people? Has anyone asked you whether there are any limitations on that, e.g. do you consent to seeing people dressed up like Ku Klux Klan members, or Nazi stormtroopers, or wearing T shirts with slogans?

Try telling, say, Tommy Robinson that you have not consented to seeing his unpleasant face, and see how far that gets you.

It didn't when I clicked on it...but I'm sure as heck not clicking again!

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My daughter once witnessed some extinction rebellion protesters who had painted themselves blue and were naked cycling around a roundabout blocking a city route into Cardiff. We had the misfortune of being stuck in a car while they went around 30 times. We tried to hide her eyes. I was quite upset about it as she was only 7. I’m not sure why these adults felt they had the right to display their genitals in front of kids.

I think there’s a bit of a difference between catching sight of Tommy Robinson’s face and a surprise penis entering your line of vision.
Although granted, many might argue that ‘Ah Tommeh’ s face does indeed resemble a giant testicle.

I'm surprised this sort of thing is still going as it seems a very dated concept...

"Tell you what, let's all get our togs off for charity!"

"Smashing idea! That'll score enough attention, and what a wheeze!"

...from the innocent days when harmless eccentricity and sexual perversion were easier to combine, and everyone enjoyed making Mrs Whitehouse indignant.

But yeah, these days we realise there will inevitably be some perverts involved, and that's a rather depressing fact to have to ponder.

We lived in the West Midlands and went to Cambridge to visit family. Had NOT occurred to us that we'd need to check whether there was a danger of seeing naked people.

Not that I really looked. I have the principle that I don't want to reward people for being attention-seeking, so I realized that they were there and then just looked elsewhere. After all I was having lunch with relatives I don't see often.

I know these men like their bikes, but I’m not sure they like them that much! 😅

Seriously, it’s once a year and the route is shared in advance. Just don’t take your kids to it.

Ugh think of all those naked sweaty arse cracks on those saddles 🤮 I hope they disinfect them after

Fair enough. Unlucky that it happened to be on that day.

Exactly. If you don't like it, simply look away. No one is forced to watch it.

Seeing Tommy Robinsons face would be much worse than seeing a random naked person on a bike! Of course seeing Tommy Robinson on a naked bike ride would be worse again, horrifying thought

We saw this bike ride once, not realising beforehand that it was happening. I never forget this one bloke that had a 3 wheeled bike that he was able to sit/lounge back on whilst pedalling….and yes, he had an erection 🤢 A few people around us either laughed or said he was a sicko. A local woman said you see lots of men that are clearly getting off on it. 🤢🤢

You must be wrong because I witnessed it. Maybe Viagra was involved? Cock rings?

It would be very uncomfortable and I doubt there is anything arousing about riding naked.

It would be far too uncomfortable and painful to be fast enough to be at the front of the group whilst maintaining an erection

There's no anatomical reason why a man can't ride a bicycle with an erection.

It's just that it may be difficult to maintain for long periods due to the mechanics of riding and the way this affects blood flow.

Reports of men with erections on this ride are not uncommon.

I’ve read most of this thread and I still don’t understand why some people are so uptight about the possibility of seeing people naked? Particularly when you can avoid the bike ride anyway. What is wrong with naked men and women? Surely everyone has seen one before? What do people do when they’re on a beach where people remove their clothes?

Gods creatures.

One and all.

Reports.
Quite.

Because of all the Cock Copters 🤣

.On sale now

I am reporting it because I saw it.

Men with erections at the end of the London naked bike ride. 8th June 2024.

Maybe I was exaggerating earlier when I said "dozens", but certainly several.

I wasn't expecting it and don't think public nakedness is a problem.

I am not lying, as you seem to be accusing me of