Naked bike ride - protect our children

[cleaningthebog]

The one where the men get their jollies showing their cock and balls. There is a petition which is not getting much traction. You may want to sign if you don't want to encourage this.
https://www.change.org/p/stop-the-naked-bike-ride-from-being-in-public-spaces

Absolutely agree with this! Hilarious- cheered me up too.😂

They have erections????? Really? Are you sure?? I’ve seen these bike rides and there wasn’t an erection in sight.

Lovely bit of body shaming there

Haha this bike ride is men and lots of women and on the couple of times I've seen it there are no men with erections!! They are literally riding their bikes!! Bodies are natural. Nothing to be frightened of!

It's better to teach children about the human body openly than treat it as something shameful and secret and that can only be spoken about in hushed terms....

And you think seeing other people's naked bodies will all of a sudden make them "love themselves"??

Seeing men's massive beer bellies in the summer has NEVER made me think "oooh I just LOVE myself so much!" It just makes me think "put it away Bob, no-one wants to see it"

Loving yourself and your own wobbly bits isn't dependant on other people showing theirs to all and sundry.

I am sure this poster will be back to make it clear, that these thirty or forty blokes were all standing up in their pedals, helicoptering their giant veiny nobs around, riding hands free, arms in the air yelling WOO WOO WOO HERE COMES THE COCK-COPTER...

And she has the ability to view things in slo-mo, being an advanced human.

Sadly no record of this incident exists, we will just have to take their word for it.

My thoughts too…I very much doubt it,

I'm actually quite disturbed by how much YOU keep talking about naked people wanting to be seen by children

Whereas they aren't thinking "oh I bet children will see me"

She has the ability to slow down time like the Matrix to see every single penis and assess whether it is erect or not.

The Keanu Reeves of cock spotting.

😂😂

There are other options you know.

It isn't either -

1. show yourself nude on a bike and bring copious amounts of babywipes for the poor bikeseat

or 2.speak about your body in a hushed tone

That can't be comfortable.
Those saddles are hard and thin😟

WOO WOO WOO HERE COMES THE COCK-COPTER.

I've just spat out my drink and nearly choked laughing.

Seeing normal, natural bodies combats the faked bodies they see online and shows you can be confident in you skin whatever you look like

But your language is very body shaming so it says a lot tbh

Wish I hadn't clicked now...

Yes, I see your point.

The horror!

Grow up.

Isn’t that what the drag queens say at storytime? ‘Oh YOURE the weird one for raising that concern and thinking about it…’ etc

Boring

I inadvertently had a picnic with my then toddler and a mate at marble arch where it set off from.....over 15yrs ago.... harmless fun then, and would think the same now, however we are in a more restricted world now..... 🙄🙄🙄

Majority are naturists anyway, not roaming paedophiles!!

Treating the human body as something to be covered and as inherently sexual is teaching that the human body is something shameful

Christ. No wonder we can't seem to get rid of body shame in this country. Being naked isn't embarrassing or disgusting or shameful or sexual, it just is. And I agree with pp that in these days of porn saturation, it's even more important for children to see normal adult nude bodies so they know that porn isn't real.

How would you know? Did you follow them home to inspect their saddles? I'm less worried about seeing people cycling naked than people who want to inspect the saddles of those naked people. Deviant behaviour indeed.

Ok so let’s just make it legal for anyone to be naked at any time so long as they’re not aroused?

What will seeing a naked 50 year old man do for a teenage girls body confidence?

I need the laugh react back for the WOO WOO comment 🤣