Do Teddies have kids who struggle academically?

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Hello All,

Just seeing if any current parents can tell me if the vast majority of kids at Teddies thrive academically. I have heard this from current parents and students.

Quite. Bog standard comprehensive it is.

My teddy came to university with me but she wasn’t much help with essays.

Yes, but only if at six o’clock their Mummies and Daddies don’t take them home to bed.

Are the teddies and furries like The Jets and The Sharks?

There’s always one.

I don’t think teddies have kids

So he identifies as a female ?

It's true though.

Usually estate agents or presenting kids' TV.

I wish we still had the laugh emoji 🤣

Who says they all have to be male? Don’t go misgendering my teddy!

I've just met a bear called Maria.

My teddies didn't do very well academically because most of their lessons involved taking the register repeatedly.

Yeah, I would press paws on that idea until you do more research.

The thought of them going off to university alone is unbearable.

Aren't they teducationally-gifted?

I had a Zebra called spot.

My teddies are mixed ability, ranging from Quentin who can 'bearly' read to Annunciata who recites Latin poetry while playing a mandolin and captaining the Lacrosse team. We don't mention 'Pink Pauline' as she's been shut in a cupboard since 1968.

That's outrageous, isn't it?
Make sure she/her/hers is on her email signature.

Freedom for Pink Pauline! ✊

Say it loud & there's music playing

Oh fuck. I’ve never asked her her pronouns.

I was given her on the day I was born & I’ve always just taken it for granted that she’s a girl teddy.

Have I been wrong all this time???????

Dear God please move this to the education board. I know what Teddies is because I grew up near it but this poster is going to get her arse handed to her.

I just asked Ted if he had a religion, & his growler said something like "Moron".

Not sure if that's his religion, or his opinion of me.

not checked pronouns 😲