Do Teddies have kids who struggle academically?

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Hello All,

Just seeing if any current parents can tell me if the vast majority of kids at Teddies thrive academically. I have heard this from current parents and students.

My ted is unfortunately a Bear of Very Little Brain but I love him all the same.

🤣😂 loving some of these.

OP you need to start a thread under boarding or private school. But I do think it’s supposed to be on the up and much harder to get into than it once was.

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When teddies go bad (but elegantly)…

I bet he's very kind and caring, even if he isn't academic.

Sorry, OP. You mean St Edwards (Teddies) Oxford? From what I have heard from the traps, there is little to no SEN support at the school and is aimed at strong, vibrant all-rounders.

Does that help?

My sons teddy can't even get a girlfriend (probably because he needs a good wash) so thoughts of children are just a pipe dream for now

But which toilet does he use? Or does his just do his business in the woods?

Old school Ted…

The teddies that are residing in my kids rooms, do not appear to be very smart as they keep getting lost and don't seem to organise their own teddy bears picnics so I highly wouldn't recommend them

Mine has only been in school once, for the end of term, bring a toy to school day and I would have to admit he didn’t distinguished himself academically.

The Class Bear on the other hand was definitely a high achiever judging by the arrant nonsense record of his adventures when he stayed the night with each student.

The ones you make yourself in Build a Bear are very clever because you can stuff in extra brains.

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It's the Pope that shits in the woods, but I'm not sure if Teddy has a religion

I AM SICK TO THE BACK TEETH OF POSTS ABOUT FURRIES. THEY’RE NO SMARTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.

We have so many soft toys that I swear they're breeding. No evidence that they're struggling academically and a few have been to university - only one per DC.

I heard that Nookie Bear had lots of kids (showing my age there).

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This made me laugh so much because it's so true 🤣! Of course we should all know what Teddies is!

They set traps?! Oh my god. That's tough schooling, even for soft toys.

Maybe that’s why it’s safer to stay at home.

I have moved to an area who call pork pies growlers it caused many confused conversations where people were talking about eating massive growlers which then lead to many laughs once I understood what they were talking about.

Thoughts and prayers 🙏.
I have a Snoopy who always scores quite well on University Challenge.

Naughty Ted — pissed about for three years at uni, now spends his days on the checkout dicking about.