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To think my mum is wrong!

123 replies

Toddlerteaplease · 13/06/2025 12:04

(Lighthearted) My parents spare room is really hot, so I asked if they had a thinner blanket. I said I like to be covered as the monsters will get me. She says that’s rubbish!!

OP posts:
Slatterndisgrace · 13/06/2025 12:05

Toddlerteaplease · 13/06/2025 12:04

(Lighthearted) My parents spare room is really hot, so I asked if they had a thinner blanket. I said I like to be covered as the monsters will get me. She says that’s rubbish!!

That’s very dismissive OP. I’d probably go no contact now.

P00hsticks · 13/06/2025 12:13

I couldn't sleep without being covered, even if its really hot. In summer I just have a sheet over me. I didn't realise it was to keep the monsters away though !

greencartbluecart · 13/06/2025 12:16

You absolutely are right although I do find a decent quality sheet is effective at holding the monsters at bay
it’s how to stop them nibbling your toes that’s always my worry

DonnaSueWeloveyou · 13/06/2025 12:17

YANBU - the monsters will definitely be jumping out of the wardrobe to get you when the lights go out if you don’t get that blanket.

Devilsmommy · 13/06/2025 12:25

You realise a blanket is no barrier to a monster right

Projectme · 13/06/2025 12:27

YANBU. That's outrageous behaviour from DM! 😳everyone knows you need a cover to protect you from monsters!

InterestedDad37 · 13/06/2025 12:27

"The monsters will get me" is a bit of a blanket statement 😀

Slatterndisgrace · 13/06/2025 12:27

Devilsmommy · 13/06/2025 12:25

You realise a blanket is no barrier to a monster right

As I understand it, the OP’s monsters aren’t those kind,

flipent · 13/06/2025 12:29

I don't trust people who can sleep without being covered with something. So I'm with you OP 😂

Slatterndisgrace · 13/06/2025 12:30

InterestedDad37 · 13/06/2025 12:27

"The monsters will get me" is a bit of a blanket statement 😀

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Seawolves · 13/06/2025 12:31

Your parents are VVVVVU.

Slatterndisgrace · 13/06/2025 12:32

Seawolves · 13/06/2025 12:31

Your parents are VVVVVU.

To be fair, it’s just the mum who’s deluded about monsters.

Trickedbyadoughnut · 13/06/2025 12:38

Your mum is so wrong.

Although FYI you can hang you knee out to get a bit cooler and the monsters won't get you so long as your foot is still under the covers.

Toddlerteaplease · 13/06/2025 15:30

My dad says monsters only get you if you are five.

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Trumptonagain · 13/06/2025 15:35

Monsters are real...
They never go for one leg out the covers though, it's your whole body they're after.

Shodan · 13/06/2025 15:38

It's not the monsters you need to worry about.

It's the land-dwelling sharks that live at the end of your bed, waiting to eat your feet.

GreyCarpet · 13/06/2025 15:40

I'm 51 and always sleep under something (if only a sheet) for this reason.

In 51 years I've never been attacked by a monster so it obviously works.

Your mum is BVU.

WithIcePlease · 13/06/2025 15:49

Yanbu

I cannot sleep with a cover of some sort

Definitely no way I'm sleeping if my ear is uncovered (other on the pillow) - my DM told me earwigs get in so it must be right.

ginasevern · 13/06/2025 15:55

Trickedbyadoughnut · 13/06/2025 12:38

Your mum is so wrong.

Although FYI you can hang you knee out to get a bit cooler and the monsters won't get you so long as your foot is still under the covers.

Don't you believe it.

DonnaSueWeloveyou · 13/06/2025 17:31

ginasevern · 13/06/2025 15:55

Don't you believe it.

Yeah, it’s a bit risky. Although most monsters prefer toes, a minority (foodie monsters?) are all for the knees.

ginasevern · 13/06/2025 17:37

DonnaSueWeloveyou · 13/06/2025 17:31

Yeah, it’s a bit risky. Although most monsters prefer toes, a minority (foodie monsters?) are all for the knees.

Yep, and ears.

FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee · 13/06/2025 17:40

Trickedbyadoughnut · 13/06/2025 12:38

Your mum is so wrong.

Although FYI you can hang you knee out to get a bit cooler and the monsters won't get you so long as your foot is still under the covers.

Lies.

That’s when the Chopper Offerer comes for you.

AudiobookListener · 13/06/2025 17:40

I have a sheet over my head even on the hottest nights, otherwise "things" might crawl in my ears.

Guavafish1 · 13/06/2025 17:49

Bring your own

SpacedOutOut · 13/06/2025 18:07

Your DM is BU! 👹 🛌