I’m in a mood. What should be banned (lighthearted)

[Merryoldgoat]

Fucking door knocking charity callers. Why is it allowed? It’s intrusive and I bloody hate it.

Pink deodorant - always cloying and horribly floral.

Having to refill rinse aid

I think the menopause is hitting hard today.

Freezing cold hands can be banned please (mine and other peoples)

Hooded youths on scooters

Courgettes

Over scented clothes washing powders/liquid/softeners... they stink and are designed to cover the fact that washing at 20degrees with those products doesn't actually clean your clothes.

Celery

Utter tossers who go to the gym with streaming coughs, colds and today, unbelievably, with raging conjunctivitis.

Glad I got that off my chest!

My 'D'H eating a pack of peanuts and sounding like a small army on a gravel path <shoots look to right of room>

Right now, don't know whether to ban the nuts or the husband.

Nail polish that smudges

People in shopping centers who walk in a straight line and expect you to jump out of thier way

Athletic/athleisure wear if not actively exercising.

Grown men being fussy eaters

@JoanThursday definitely both 🤣🤣

4x4s in London/big cities. You live in an urban area!!! You DO NOT need a Range Rover!

Rude people in cafes. On my way over to the only free table in a cafe yesterday with the twins I nanny in a double buggy, a couple with their two dogs full on pushed past us at speed to get to it first. ‘Sorry!’ trilled the lady as the breeze hit my face 🤣

Would possibly have understood a bit if it was a vibey not very child friendly type place but it’s a big old child friendly church hall cafe, with plenty of space for pushchairs and roaming toddlers, which is why we go.

I mean how much of a knob do you actually have to be. This was after they stood behind me sighing while I struggled with the doors to enter in the first place.

People who stand in shop doorways talking.

Oh that's a great one. Instant ick.

Orange men with tiny hands.

Obnoxiously loud car and motorbike engines.

People walking too slowly and taking up the whole pavement so I can’t get round them.

Mud.

People who don’t feel the cold and say things like “you CAN’T be cold” to me. Bloody well can.

The word "methinks". It is only ever used by tossers on a setting of maximum smugness and it makes my brain shudder and mutter, No, fuck right off!

People who stop in doorways to have a chat.

People who stop with their trolley/pram horizontally across a shopping aisle so you can't get by.

People who pull out in front of you making you slam the breaks on then proceed to drive at 17mph

Actually just people. People should be banned.

Annoying holiday company adverts....also the ones for brilliant white on low temperature wash ( especially the fairy ones)

The phrase “coming of age”

I concur with courgettes and celery

Also radish.

Digestive issues and piles. Banished from the earth please.

Also people who stand in front of the seats and train stations and don't let people get through to sit.

And 'journey'!