I’m in a mood. What should be banned (lighthearted)

[Merryoldgoat]

Fucking door knocking charity callers. Why is it allowed? It’s intrusive and I bloody hate it.

Pink deodorant - always cloying and horribly floral.

Having to refill rinse aid

I think the menopause is hitting hard today.

Playing stuff out loud on your phone in public places, especially public transport 🤬🤬🤬

I have found my people.

People who listen to things on public transport without headphones. Although the sex in relationships podcast was quite interesting.

People who shout at retail staff instead of politely articulating the problem.

People who don’t understand what the term RSVP means or why it might be polite to respond to let the organising parent know whether their DC would like to attend a birthday party. Particularly annoying when at least one of the radio silence people is the one who sent about four reminders for her own DC’s party. Hoping for no curveballs as I refuse to do more than a couple of spare party bags…

Excess stomach acid, irritable bowel syndrome, anxiety, period pains and perimenopause.

Grown adults who reference “boxes of choccies” in professional communications.

Bing.

I am in a mood too, same reasoning. At this moment, just ban everything.. arrggh.

That's horrible and a shocking waste of food. There was someone on a thread here recently who said that her hobby was to go to supermarkets and crush biscuits and crisp packets and smash bread. Idiot.

Anyone who calls their pet a fur baby.

LOL that is hideous! Bet this person starts some sentences off with 'Reader....' and 'Kindly.....' and 'Gently....' and says 'use your words' and 'new year new me!'

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and made with animal fats

Elon Musk.

It's okay if we get to it before it defrosts - this is why half my shift is spent running around peering at shelves. As long as the frozen item is still frozen, it can go back where it came from, and obviously the chocolate/crisps/any other random item that they think won't be noticed (why they think it's so hysterical to HIDE the food I don't know) can just go back onto its proper shelf. It only goes to waste if it's defrosted.

That really is utter shite. Twat. That's put me in a strop.

People who listen to videos and music with no headphones
People who chew audibly
Idiotic teenagers riding ebikes/escooters with no lights and clad in black. Do they actively want to die? (to be fair these are technically banned so....)
Jayne Middlemiss
Sniffers
The entire cast of Violent Shitness (their acting has taken another downturn in Series 28)
The producers of Squid Games for not finishing off Season 2 properly.
Farrow and Ball for making paint that looks nothing like the colour card IRL

Oh I see. Pain in the arse anyway.

Actually… some of these have appeared on my ‘Shorts’ over the last year, which I found really concerning, a) cos, why are you showing me this pre pubescent girl gyrating, in her bedroom without parents knowledge and consent, or anyway I didn’t imagine they would be thrilled, comments turned off and why are you doing this anyway, silly girl!!!

Yes and then they don’t wipe down the machine…I don’t want to sit in your arse sweat!

People who decide to go for a run in this weather, but can't run on icy pavements, so run in the middle of the road, holding up a line of traffic on an icy, hilly road.

Too fucking right. Thank God for swearing though

People tapping their nails on things
Offices with a ridiculous amount of sweets and biscuits

Can we add "sagging" to that. When is my dc going to stop wearing his waistband under his buttocks, he looks ridiculous.

Little dogs on one side of the pavement on a loooong lead, human on the other side and a tripwire betwixt with no sign of retraction.

The BBC omitting 'the' when describing things that need it in front to make a sensible sentance - 'BBC has learned' 'wild fires in USA'

Car ownership but only of bus infrastructure improves

I have recently bought a no knocking sign on Amazon and it's been brilliant. It was getting ridiculous the amount we were being disturbed before it went up.

The slobs at work leaving the kitchen area looking like a cess pit. Clean up after yourselves, you filthy bastards.

Was having an absolute moment the other day, proper stressed out it was just after Xmas before new year million things going on at the time. Then two smartly dressed men from the church of Jesus Christ knocked on the door. Was just what I needed 🤯

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Nuts - Yes!! Here too. One at a time. And I did indeed leave the room....