I’m in a mood. What should be banned (lighthearted)

[Merryoldgoat]

Fucking door knocking charity callers. Why is it allowed? It’s intrusive and I bloody hate it.

Pink deodorant - always cloying and horribly floral.

Having to refill rinse aid

I think the menopause is hitting hard today.

My stepson as a teenager...

The neverending odd sock pile

Employment references, that’s what the probation period is for!

Judgy vegans (not veganism per se, but people who feel the need to bang on about it and loudly judge others for their food choices)
Itchy skin in winter. Mine is driving me insane.
Grey, wet, miserable days. I am counting the seconds to my first sunshine holiday of the year (I need at least three per year!)
Unreliable postal delivery services. So many of these are SO slow and SO useless!

Dodgy pelvic floors. Six years post childbirth mine has got back to just about OK most of the time, but I have a cough...

A specific driver in Milton Keynes this evening. Fuckwitted twat. If you hadn't been going so bloody fast, you'd have spotted the broken down vehicle completely blocking one lane of the dual carriageway ahead wouldn't you, and then you would have realised just why I had to move into your lane. So there really was no need to close the 100-yard gap between us just so you could scream up right behind me tooting your horn and flashing your lights.