I’m calling it on the food

[Renamed]

As perfectly normal food items such as chicken sandwiches and semi skimmed milk have been declared left wing, I am hereby making the divide

Left wing food = Food, including
bread
butter
cheese
milk
tea
coffee
WINE
all vegetables, grains and pulses and their products
all cooking oils
fungi
fruit
salads (obviously)
pasta, rice, cous cous etc
nearly all the meat
nearly alll the booze.
and fish

Right wing Food:
Foie gras
600 year old whisky
Human growth hormones
the skin of a newly born badger
the last coelacanth
laboratory grown crisps obtained by entering a life long contract with Elon Musk
and they can have parsnips

WTF are you on about?

If you give the right all the sprouts, YANBU.

I'm not playing. It'll take ages.

Surely gammon ought to be on the right wing list...

WHO has declared milk and chicken sandwiches Left Wing? I would've thought most of us Lefties were veggies and vegans? Have I missed something????

That was who in capitals, not the World Health Organisation - I have no idea what they say on the matter!

Right wing Food:
... and they can have parsnips

No no no!!! I'm left wing and I want the parsnips!!! 😇

i think we can divide it more. There are deffo cuts of meat and fish I’d consider more right wing than left wing.

This I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

Woke Sammiches

In the last couple of days on here, I’ve seen that an article in the mail or Telegraph said chicken sandwiches are woke, and Nigel F has denounced semi skimmed milk. So be it. We’ll have the food

Is this on the back of the knob that is Farage who spouted nonsense about semi skimmed milk being left wing? There's already another thread on this ...

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5223757-is-semi-skimmed-milk-a-left-wing-option

@Yerroblemom1923

I'll bite.
Bread is only left-wing if its artisanal and/or 72 hour sourdough bread. Milk if its vegan/plant based. Organic cow milk is center left. Meat only if its sustainable venison or rabbit. And the occasional organic. Pasta only if its handmade or made by hand in some vague Italian village made from near extinct durum wheat

I don’t think we need to divide it up, the message is clear. Food is inherently left wing, it’s subversive, it introduces dangerous concepts into your very system.

I'm placing Salmon as right wing - mainly because I don't like it!

What about nuts and seeds?

Ooh, let’s not pick and choose - if this is going to be the next stupid culture war I say we go all out. Food is ours.

The far right appear to have gone a bit crazy. Chicken sandwiches woke? Daily Mail.

Skimmed milk "left wing" Farrage.

Crazy I tell you.

Definitely left wing

A few more:

Left
Vegan scones at a national trust property
Anything Jamie olivier

Right
Raw milk
Wetherspoons

Surely many more...

Salmon ( and Sturgeon) ..shouldn’t be in this list at all. On a separate table ..independent ,,

I did initially think you meant the World Health Organisation. Then I realised you just have a right-wing keyboard or autocorrect

Anything gluten-free is woke.

Right wing is the Great British Fry-Up

Sharing food like Tapas and buffets are obviously left wing as is all foreign food except wine. Whisky from Scotland is also an exception.

If it can be shot in a hunt then it’s right wing - deer etc I assume that Road Kill isn’t really a thing in the UK

Vegan food like tofu and fake meat are definitely left wing

Semi skimmed (green top) and Skimmed (red top) are left wing. Full fat (ideally not pasteurized ) is right wing.

I obviously mean all this in jest.

Cheese & Wine parties are right-wing.

The Lefties have Beer & Sandwiches. (Or vodka & vodka.)