I’m calling it on the food

[Renamed]

As perfectly normal food items such as chicken sandwiches and semi skimmed milk have been declared left wing, I am hereby making the divide

Left wing food = Food, including
bread
butter
cheese
milk
tea
coffee
WINE
all vegetables, grains and pulses and their products
all cooking oils
fungi
fruit
salads (obviously)
pasta, rice, cous cous etc
nearly all the meat
nearly alll the booze.
and fish

Right wing Food:
Foie gras
600 year old whisky
Human growth hormones
the skin of a newly born badger
the last coelacanth
laboratory grown crisps obtained by entering a life long contract with Elon Musk
and they can have parsnips

So my granddaughter who is vegetarian aged 4 , now diagnosed with Coeliac Disease..an auto immune disease that attacks her bowels is WOKE ...really?!!

I wouldnt take it so seriously. We are basically incredulous at the articles in the press crying this food is woke! Its crazy. We are taking a piss.

Sorry about your daughter. It can be tough!

Tomahawk Steak. Definitely Right Wing.

Jerusalem artichokes are Hot Air Central, so definitely right wing.

Tinned or fresh salmon is left and smoked salmon is deffo right.

The world has gone crazy.

Excuse me, no they can't!

The right can have the caviar too. Horrible stuff.

Have you read the thread? It’s a piss take of idiots like Nigel Farage.

Clearly left. Ask the current cabinet. That’s drinks cabinet or governmental. Sometimes interchangeable.

Right wing food:

Liver and onions
Sausages
Hotpot
Rich Tea biscuits
Sherry
Corned beef
Luncheon meat
Turnips

Which side gets the coffee and the chocolate?

I may base my entire political identity on the answer to this very important question.

In the US there was an outcry from right wing politicians when Michelle Obama grew rocket (arugula) in the white House garden, apparently it's too fancy to be American and she should have been ashamed. I imagine they prefer iceberg lettuce.

Regarding turnips, definitely right wing as endorsed by Therese Coffey.

Just called "Coffee" = right
Anything not just called coffee = left

Similar thing with chocolate, but some what more nuanced. Do feel salted caramel chocolate is left though.

Right Wing
Syrup
Chlorinated chicken
Lamb
Game birds
Fish
Plastic bread
Monster munch
Maltesers
Unpasteurised dairy products
Margarine
White sugar

Left Wing
Artisanal bread
Hummus
Butter with salt crystals
Plant based milk
Tofu
Olives
Filtered water
Champagne
Fruit cordial
Homemade cake
Chickpeas
Lentils

Jeez. I’m left wing but after your post not sure I can afford it anymore. I guess I better join the Tory party and start thinking of some offhand unpleasant comments about the immigrants. Sigh.

So hang on ...where does my legendary Duck Ragu sit in all of this?

Absolutely not! I need smoked salmon to eat with my socialist champagne darling! 🍣🍾🥂✊🏾

I have been watching clips from Thin blue line and this thread made me think of this (@1.54 min) and