Slapped in the face with a tortilla wrap.

[SaphiraBlue]

Title says it all really.

Backstory:

Just cooked tea for the family (though not myself as I wasn’t hungry)

DP took his time coming to the table, which was slightly annoying but is what it is.

He sat down and asked for sauces, I looked at him and told him where they were (as in get them yourself)

He looks at me with mock puppy dog eyes and says “but I have a bad foot and I’ve been working on your house all day”

1. He does have a bad foot after he impaled it on two rusty nails while building a fence at my house.
2. He’s been plastering walls all day at my house

The house we live in is in his name so I’ve recently bought my own as an investment/security for myself. He has been incredibly helpful with doing up the property so I got up and got him the condiments…. ….only to be slapped in the face with a tortilla wrap!

He thought it was funny, DSS thought it was funny (my DS still hadn’t made it downstairs to the table at this point) and when I was clearly unamused DP’s response was “It’s a thing!!” And tried to justify himself by saying it’s something trending online. I did pick up his drink and threaten to throw it over him but stopped as I didn’t want to be the one to clear up the mess after - it feel guilty for it as I undoubtedly would.

So
AIBU - lighten up it’s just a joke
AINBU - Cheeky (Expletive) can make his own food in future.

I think it’s a stupid trend but I’d have probably laughed it off.

Sound as annoying as each other to be honest. He's got a bad foot so you could have got them for him and he's out of order for slapping you with a tortilla.

It’s an online thing. Surprised you haven’t seen it. He was joking.

I did get the condiments for him

I hate jokes like that at someone elses expense. They are not funny.

Yeah I'd probably laugh and I'm a right moody cow on occasion

Yeah I snorted...that's funny.

😂😂😂

I laughed at your title, sorry.

Urgh it's a stupid you tube thing. Dc were telling me about it. And nope would have gone ape shit if dh did that to me.

I would expect a teenager to justify doing something like this with "it's a thing" and "its trending online" but not a grown man.

I wouldn't like it BUT it is a thing and with a child at the table I might try to find the funny side of it. If he'd done it with just the two of you then I wouldn't.

I guess you could either take this as the start of 'prank wars' if you are that sort of family and everyone can take a joke, (we don't in my house and someone would definitely cry). Or have a quiet word later about not doing silly things off the internet as you don't want the DC copying as some trends can be dangerous.

Everyone's online experience is very different. There's no reason the OP will have seen it. I haven't.

I laughed when I read your post, sorry 😬 but it is funny. Your DH sounds like he can't read the room though.

That isn't the trend though is it? The trend is to take it in turns to hit each other while having a mouthful of water and try not to spit it out. So it's 2 consenting people doing it, not just someone randomly walloping someone because they refuse to get the sauce out of the fridge/cupboard

I could not get this worked up over a tortilla. It wasn’t done maliciously

He'd have been squirted in the face with the condiments if he'd done that to me.

It's funny when the other person laughs.

What happened is that OP cooked for two people when she wasn't eating, fetched condiments for him, then was slapped in the face and laughed at. Ha-fucking-ha.

Online pranks are turning people into proper idiots. And I say that as someone who lives in a house where we regularly slap each other's arses.

That's not what happened though.

I've have squirted chilli sauce on his dick & made a "joke" about a BJ.

I’d have laughed it off personally, YABU

"It's an online thing" isn't the get out of jail card so many people think.

I'd have been pissed off, OP. What a dick.

It would be better if you knew it was a thing online beforehand. A tortilla in the face and then everyone laughing manically at you out of nowhere is a probably a bit jarring if you don’t know what’s going on!

Time to plan your revenge OP

No one must ever muck about according to MN. Serious faces and no laughing allowed.

Sorry but that’s hilarious we have done something similar with a cheese slice to much amusement