Title says it all really.
Backstory:
Just cooked tea for the family (though not myself as I wasn’t hungry)
DP took his time coming to the table, which was slightly annoying but is what it is.
He sat down and asked for sauces, I looked at him and told him where they were (as in get them yourself)
He looks at me with mock puppy dog eyes and says “but I have a bad foot and I’ve been working on your house all day”
- He does have a bad foot after he impaled it on two rusty nails while building a fence at my house.
- He’s been plastering walls all day at my house
The house we live in is in his name so I’ve recently bought my own as an investment/security for myself. He has been incredibly helpful with doing up the property so I got up and got him the condiments….
….only to be slapped in the face with a tortilla wrap!
He thought it was funny, DSS thought it was funny (my DS still hadn’t made it downstairs to the table at this point) and when I was clearly unamused DP’s response was “It’s a thing!!” And tried to justify himself by saying it’s something trending online. I did pick up his drink and threaten to throw it over him but stopped as I didn’t want to be the one to clear up the mess after - it feel guilty for it as I undoubtedly would.
So
AIBU - lighten up it’s just a joke
AINBU - Cheeky (Expletive) can make his own food in future.