Tell me where you work without telling me where you work...

[hooplawoopla]

Hoping to cheer myself up as had a crap week!

So I'll start...

This week so far I got called a fing c**t, had a chair thrown at me, had a book thrown at me and been spat at.

Any guesses what I do for a living?

You’re a teacher. No doubt!

The same thing I used to do!

The parents are worse than the kids and management is worse than both put together.

Probation officer?

Yep you're a teacher.
I get called grandma a lot or the one who helps us tidy up.

Sounds like when I worked on a psych ward.

Almost.. I'm a Ta in a primary school. Honestly didn't think my role would be like this when I started 8 years ago!

Teacher?! These things happened to me on my first and only placement of a teaching degree - never finished it.
I listen to people, stick things in them, sometimes take stuff out and hope they feel better.

This week I’m on a full weeks course learning how to restrain people…

@Mummyofthewildones a nurse?

I got wee’d on, vomited on, poo on my gloves but lots of cuddles

Police officer?

@HippeePrincess I'm going to guess either teacher or nurse?

@hooplawoopla are you a nun!🤣🤣

Job centre/ benefits office

Prison?

@neighboursareselling it would make a lot more sense than getting this from 8 year olds! 😂

Yep! Bloody love it too 😍

Vet nurse or paediatric nurse?!

This week I have been to court, hospital, 1 house that was an absolute health hazard and been to 4 different schools...only been sworn at twice.

Social worker

I have blutak stuck to the sole of my shoe….

This week I’ve had scissors thrown at my back, been told to fuck off and had to sort out a large fight. Today: a 10 hour stint at work, just settling my youngest child now, then 3 more hours of work to do before bed for me.

Ive booked flights from Paris to Pittsburgh, trains from Dusseldorf to Frankfurt and typed itineraries. Ive also organised dinner in London for 5 people. Guess what i do?!

Married to a billionaire.

@Internationalwomendayheadquarters I'm going to guess you also work in a school!