Tell me where you work without telling me where you work...

[hooplawoopla]

Hoping to cheer myself up as had a crap week!

So I'll start...

This week so far I got called a fing c**t, had a chair thrown at me, had a book thrown at me and been spat at.

Any guesses what I do for a living?

@BlueberryMuffinTops

Prison is correct, but not Wandsworth ...

Today I made someone's baby cry, and their parents thanked me and offered me a cup of tea.

Hm, Belmarsh?

Midwife?

Do you work in McDonald's?

are you a journalist or a human rights lawyer

That’s horrible :/ social services or policefore I’d guess

@BlueberryMuffinTops
You need to go way further north 😂

Teacher. Probably secondary but maybe primary

Social Worker (may or not sound very familiar...🙄😏)

I’m guessing @Flatulence is a civil servant.

Health visitor?

@Boymum2104 do you work in McDonald's?

Personal assistant

@BorisIsACuntWaffle very close!

On a Ship or oil platform ( do they move?)

I tell people information they don't want to hear, and tell them to spend money they don't have, on things they don't think are going to happen.

Yup @SiobhanSharpe and others Social Worker like it most days!

Oh I stuck a knife in somebody today. He didn’t mind though, actually said thank you.

A battery?

I'm hoping a surgeon and not some extreme form of a dominatrix

@hooplawoopla psychiatric unit?

Wakefield!! And if not I give in 🤣

It's always the same excuse to avoid getting fines. "I definitely returned them"

Car mechanic? This sounds like my experience in every car garage I've ever been in 😂