Tell me where you work without telling me where you work...

[hooplawoopla]

Hoping to cheer myself up as had a crap week!

So I'll start...

This week so far I got called a fing c**t, had a chair thrown at me, had a book thrown at me and been spat at.

Any guesses what I do for a living?

@BlueberryMuffinTops
Frankland 😬

Your on benefits

I work with people who people hate for doing something/not doing something - they can't win

Endless meetings

Teenagers

I don't just give out information or tell them where they can do BTEC performing arts

it's niche

You're the commercial building manager we lease our London office space from.

Things I’ve said in the last week:

I found this on the floor and it has no name on it. Whose is it?

If you like him, use your words to tell him. We don’t lick ears.

Stop! When I said “take everything off and hang it on your peg,” I meant your hat, gloves, coat and scarf. Think for a minute please!

No, I wasn’t born in time to see the Great Fire of London. But thank you for that.

Fairly obvious I think but extra points for pinpointing ages!!

@moggerhanger : insurance?

Insurance broker

Teacher - yr 2?

My last day in work-I was told I was a bitch of a prostitute and i'm only here waiting for a old man to fuck me while spittle hit me in the face, all this while doing a 13 hour day.
Taz.

This week I've extracted fluids from people, looked at various parts of the body, pricked fingers, been offered numerous cups of tea and listened to lonely people

Seems to be a few of us on here, but if I didn’t already have kids, I’d have to think very carefully about having them!

Hospitality?

Wow, must be a scary job sometimes!

Spent my days in the cold, dodging needles, piles of dog shit and general human detritis, been accused of wasting public money, and being lazy and fitting a stereotype, thanked by one or two appreciative people and been unable to eat my lunch due to the aforementioned dog shit sneakily attaching itself to my clothing, boots and exposed skin surfaces...

what used to be called a 'district nurse'? or care worker?

Very close, another health cares professional working in a secure psych unit.

5 people told me they hated me today but only 2 people bit me. Only one person cried and 3 moaned about their bill. Standard.

Community 'litter picker' ?

Custody Officer?

Today I put together some orders/instructions on how to take care of someone else’s country until the people who live there can take care of it themselves.

I imagine worse case scenarios.

MacDonald's worker?

@CheshireCat1 security analyst/counter terror/CPO

I find spaces, employ and train hundreds of people on very short notice and move around LOTS of pieces of paper and boxes.

@ghostyslovesheets correct, community nurse. Bloody love my job