Tell me where you work without telling me where you work...

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Hoping to cheer myself up as had a crap week!

So I'll start...

This week so far I got called a fing c**t, had a chair thrown at me, had a book thrown at me and been spat at.

Any guesses what I do for a living?

Mental Health Practitioner?

Substance Misuse Recovery Worker?

Guessing @PTSDBarbiegirl is also a TA.

I am too but my week has involved having a snowball fight, being asked for my hand in marriage and the absolute heart swelling joy of a child who couldn’t speak or really interact at all at the beginning of the school year today taking my hands and asking me to play a game with him. And also 100 or so wet paper towels, at least until we ran out of paper towels 😂

Nursery?

Insurance Underwriter?

Social worker

Today I had a conversation with a convicted murderer.

Gynaecologist/sexual health nurse!

Bingo 😄 sexual health nurse! It’s either a conversation starter or killer whenever someone asks what I do for a living 😂

I'm part of the woke, liberal, elite, "blob" that "wokes from home" on our Pelotons while trying to scupper the will of our elected representatives.

I get shouted at almost daily over a couple of pickles

I'm now wracking my brains for what I might have in my house that cost £1.69 😂

are you a memeber of the opposition?

I run around like a loon all summer answering questions about sausages and massages. I dig stuff out of riverbanks, set fire to things and hit other things with a hammer.

I do the last three in my second job too, but thats usually inside and alot prettier.

I live on Champagne and Canapés, travel a lot and meet Royalty and Presidents. Or that’s what the Daily Mail thinks.

This week I've been pooped on, vomited on, and bled on at work. I often hear people screaming and crying, and finally, I get lots of opportunity to practice my catching skills.

Can anybody guess!?

Maybe a bakery quality controller for Warburtons!!

Midwife?

Op I was going to guess that you worked in a PRU!

I argue for a living and am the butt of many jokes.

Very very close but wrong company

My workplace has also been the subject of a documentary or two 😬

FCDO?

I caught vomit in my hands.

My mother in law?

Prison Officer at Wandsworth?

Close. But no cigar.