Just opened the M&S app and saw the little 1 beside Sparks.
Oh goodie. Will it be free chocolate or percy pigs? Or even 20% off women's clothes?
Nope. It was:
Drum roll.
A free paper bag!!!! Be still my beating heart, I can't contain my excitement.
So, aibu in thinking I have just received the worst ever freebie or can you beat that?