To ask what are the weirdest questions your kids have asked you.

[QuitChewingMyPlectrum]

In need of a little light relief tonight.
I'll start

1. Do wasps have balls?
2. Can turtles fart?
3. Is arthritis real or made up?

Do spiders get headaches and are my divorce papers a treasured possession!

Why don’t cats have lunch?

What colour is the word 'medium'?

Did they burn grannies eyeballs? About 6 months after her cremation.

Which came first - whales or Wales?

What is your soul?
What is your tongue for

Not a question, but she now has an imaginary friend called 'sean' who used to live in her hand and bite you, but now he lives in both hands.....and still bites you!!!!!

When I told ds about Encarta:

Did you use to work by candlelight?

What is the flattest thing? 🤔

Why don’t you use my name when you’re talking to me?
which confirms he doesn’t hear the 50 million times I yell it in the morning.

I had totally forgotten about Encarta!!!

I teach secondary and I have definitely been asked if I was around during the Victorian era🤦🏼‍♀️

My teenage daughter asked me if it was normal for her partner to always have a semi 😳 Always. She just noticed all the time and others had said too. I said I don't know, might be a medical thing. I fumbled my way out without having to say, well maybe he just has a big penis. I couldn't bring myself to say that 😂
Even now, I'm thinking is this an thing to say on here🤔

Me too "miss were you a victorian"

@Tothemoonandbackx your kids been watching Bluey 🤣 we have a shaun too and I was most disturbed by it.

From DS5

"When is the last day?"

That one freaks me out

I feel like maybe peach?

I feel like this is maybe paper

"Are you MY mummy?" at age 2,
and,
"How did I get here?" aged 4.

@Spookymormonhelldream medium is beige with a hint of vomit green. I'm not a child but I think I have Synesthesia.

Not a question but ds3 was convinced that he had a different dad from my older 2. He hasn't, dh just grew a beard when ds2 was a baby.

My youngest watched the episode of waffle the wonder dog when the little girl video calls her "real dad" in America just before lockdown. He wanted to know if he had a "real dad in America" and he used to ask every man we saw on zoom of they were his " real dad"!

'How do you stop the poo coming out when the wee comes out of your bum?'

Ds3 at 3. It took a long time for him to understand that girls don't wee out of their bum 😂

“What was I wearing when I was born?”
DD age 5 😂

What are humans? (DD aged 3)

What was it like when you were a child in the First World War? (DD aged 5) erm I was born in the 70s!

Who is that man in the corner? There was no man in the corner. She was 3

How do you spell 'pple'? Yes, 'pple'. I want to spell 'apple' but I already know how to spell 'a' so I only need to know how to spell 'pple'.