I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

[Lostsoul0307]

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

You're disgusting, Op. Performing a, sex act on a, stripper with an audience. It's so, so grubby and you need to tell your partner. It's 100% cheating and just so seedy. He should leave you. Love to see a man saying similar on here. He would be lynched but some think it's okay for a woman to be so grim.

The million dollar question is are you going to the wedding OP?

If this is going to come out, it will be at the wedding.

Methinks you should tell him

😂😂😂 absolutely do this OP

So you judge how happy a man is in his marriage by whether the his wife enjoys giving blow jobs? Oh dear.

This hen party brought shame on our beloved flag, if you ask me. So disrespectful.🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Maybe start off a convo saying "Hey, DH, you know how you're allergic to dairy?...."

"Poor OP", the man made her do it!

You're married, and unless you're in an open relationship you cant go around willingly sucking other men's dicks, there are no excuses.

I can’t stop thinking about this. I hope its fake. If not it’s absolutely disgusting. Im no prude but noshing off a random guy in front of friends who’ve also done it- gross. Your poor husband. How can you kiss him or touch him with hands and mouth that have shared the same random man

Erm you know female strippers also stick their body parts in the face of men and demand they lick cream off?
Your comment is ridiculous.

Sorry.

This thread is bonkers, though. I am surprised it is still, er, up.

I know, I'm surprised too.

"And that kids, is how I met your father."

And no one in the Smith family could ever eat whipped cream with their apple pie, ever again 🙁

I’m sure it’s not fake! Otherwise would’ve been deleted by now.

I didn’t put in my original answer but I’ve heard of tales of not dissimilar things happening in DM’s and her own DM’s time, obviously drink fuelled. One of my friends who’s East end and parents part Italian, Irish were quite open about their sex lives, not sure about cheating though!

The cheating aspect is gross, OP is a bit gross for doing it but I’ve certainly heard of it happening when I was a teen (80s) when hen parties were a thing and later. Not everyone does this trick but if you get a few women in a room with drink, alcohol and a naked man then almost always one offers to go the extra mile (or inch in this case!).

My DB once told me almost every man he knows has cheated. I wouldn’t go that far but there’s certainly man code so what happens on a stag if it’s involves drink etc will stay on that stag. Maybe a watered down version will come out like “we paid for strippers, single Dave had a private dance etc”.

The worrying thing as I said re OP is you never know who might tell on her be it maliciously, by mistake (just slipped out), Chinese whispers etc. And if the friendship group involves fallouts much more scope for this to happen. Let’s hope there’s no video evidence but if I were OP’s DH the testimonies of 19 other women saying OP was behind a Union Jack flag for 3-4 mins with the stripper then I’d prob believe them not her.

Ewww rancid stripper cock. You suck op. Literally and figuratively.

Aye right, hen.

You don't tell someone this by text.

Sort yourself out and pack your bags ready to leave.

Oh it’s okay, she didn’t. She told him she’d scratched the car by text instead. Which makes it all okay. Weirdly.

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Gross! How drunk were you?

I don’t know why OP has bothered to post here.

She has a few options but unless there’s serious problems in her marriage she’ll probably stay and never mention this again.

If it were me and I was in an otherwise happy marriage then I wouldn’t tell.

Drink issues and noshing on a stranger’s knob for longer than usual well she could discuss both with her DH and he either chooses to forgive and forget or doesn’t. As I said before I’d worry it’d slip
out at some point in future.

It’s being unfaithful but it’s not like OP decided to go out, shag a random man and then feel guilty. What would she say if he told her he’d done this to a woman stripper? Has she done this before? Has she suspected her DH has been unfaithful before?

Relate are supposed to be good for this sort of issue.

It’s like something some pervy bloke would write, he has a six pack, a large cock and broad shoulders, I couldn’t help myself and just had to suck him off.

aye.

Where else were you going to throw up? Through your eyes? 🙄