I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

[Lostsoul0307]

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

You need to learn to keep your mouth shut

^^

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Oh the comments on here 😂

ZOMBIE THREAD

Do not say anything.

STILL A ZOMBIE THREAD

I worked as a male stripper for a couple of years when I was a uni. I got into it through a guy at the gym.
I can tell you this sort of thing is more common than you think. I'd usually get one sometimes more full on BJs during a job, and it wasn't just hen do's either. 30th and 40th birthday do's we're just as bad.
The posts saying that a professional male stripper wouldn't allow this made me laugh. I was 19 - 20 at the time, full of hormones and getting paid to get blow jobs sometimes from very attractive and ahem, very talented, women. It was the best job of my life!
All the people saying women don't get turned on by male strippers, I can tell you that's not true either. Some women were quite reserved and obviously not enjoying my show, but a lot of them were as horney as hell once the prosecco had been flowing. A few times I had someone pass me their hotel room number.
If I were single I'd probably still be doing it (although how the dad bod would go down I'm not sure 😄)

He is going to find out one way or another.
Your marriage is over, sweetheart.
You fucked up big time.

Yep!!