I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

[Lostsoul0307]

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

I'm no prude and had a relatively wild youth, but I've never been to a hen do where it's normal to queue up to lick the stripper's penis

Licking a stripper knob behind a flag
What in the world

OP why just why. Agree with upthread don't say anything, all you will do is hurt him and especially if you're going to explain it like "I was so drunk and his cock was MASSIVE so much bigger than yours I couldn't help myself honestly" 🤣

Seriously you have to live with this, you know what you did, so deny deny deny.

Just pray you haven't caught herpes or something 🤢

I never said all did

Sorry but imo putting someone's cock in your mouth IS cheating, even if it is a stripper but you know this. If he had licked out a female stripper would you want to know? Anyway I see you have messaged him so genuinely best of luck OP and I hope your marriage works out.

Wow. That's not a text anyone wants to get on a Monday lunchtime.

Good luck.

MN double standards at its finest.
If a man was on here saying that he'd felt up a stripper at a stag night or similar, he wouldn't get one person supporting him
Yet a reasonable number of people here seem to think giving a blow job to a stripper is not really a problem for a woman and you should keep your mouth shut. That actually might have been better advice before you went.
So sorry OP, I think your behaviour is utterly reprehensible and I'd advise your husband to LTB.

@Lostsoul0307 would you forgive dh for doing the same?

I’ve only been to one of these events, and that was years ago.

The male stripper finished his performance by turning his back and doing a quick five knuckle shuffle to get hard. Then he gave us a quick flash before he went off stage.

This has to be bullshit.

You texted him,ya right, no one is stupid enough to text their OH something like that. Sure everyone and anyone could see the text.

Story doesn't add up.

I think that ship has sailed

Is there nothing we have to queue for nowadays!

Sure you did, OP.

I'm not sure which is worse;
drunken women don't respond to very fit, baby-oiled men with large willies, health and safety would never sign-off on an unscaffolded erection, or the OP can't be very good.
The men use vacuum pumps to exaggerate their natural qualities and some form of cock-ring to maintain the erection - they might even be gay but like the attention and the tax-free income.
If you're in Yorkshire maybe a team of MN investigators could check these chaps out: https://www.party-strip.co.uk/male_strippers.php?S=9&A=Yorkshire%20-%20North&T=York - one at least is a patriotic fella.
@Lostsoul0307 Keep quiet, your husband doesn't deserve the disapointment, the guilt is yours to bear alone, but cut yourself some slack. No matter how long your colleagues spend behind the flag, most will feel embarrassed and foolish.

Especially if the DH is eating a hot dog for lunch

I think my favourite post is the one that said that the stripper might report OP for going too far. Who to?! 101??

So the stripper was completely, bollock naked, holding a massive flag and deposited a small amount of whipped cream on his penis and invited you all, one by one, to go and lick it off?

Firstly, it would be obvious to anyone that some people were taking it too far if some were back there for 5 minutes...if nothing else, what was everyone else doing? Waiting in a queue?
Secondly, please tell me at least some of the attendees didn't do it?

I don't class that as cheating at all! I wouldn't tell him, what good would possibly come from it?

You aren't a prude; you are a normal woman who actually exists rather than a panting caricature dreamed up in an incel's feverish imagination. Don't worry!

 @PookieHook

But surely @Lostsoul0307 no one in the group is going to say anything because you were all involved and you weren't the only one who participated? So it's in everyone's interest to keep quiet about it ?

What is you telling him going to achieve other than getting rid of your guilt? You’re being very selfish. You did a stupid thing. You’re a grown up. Deal with it.

How is giving a random guy a blow job NOT cheating?

Are you just responding to the OP or did you read the updates?

This is clearly a troll.