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I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

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Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 11:48

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

OP posts:
Wizzbangfizz · 03/07/2023 12:46

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this thread has cheered up my Monday lunchtime no end 🍿

Bananabedhead · 03/07/2023 12:46

I read some grim shit on n MN but this is rank.
A stranger's knob, previously sucked by your mates, so all with their spit on it mixed with cream and probably pre cum.
Vileness aside, yep it's cheating.

sandyhappypeople · 03/07/2023 12:47

purplepencilcase · 03/07/2023 12:44

I don't class that as cheating at all! I wouldn't tell him, what good would possibly come from it?

You wouldn’t class giving another bloke a blow job cheating?

Beachbreak2411 · 03/07/2023 12:47

So grim!! Why on Earth would you do this? And In a room with other people? What kind of a sordid hen do was it? Yuck. It absolutely is cheating. If a man did similar to a female stripper he’d be getting torn to shreds on here! Hope your husband has higher standards than you do! How can you show your face at the wedding with them all knowing what you did… because they will know!

DrSbaitso · 03/07/2023 12:47

Here for the deletion message.

FreyafromLondon · 03/07/2023 12:47

purplepencilcase · 03/07/2023 12:44

I don't class that as cheating at all! I wouldn't tell him, what good would possibly come from it?

🤣🤣 giving a random bloke a BJ isn't cheating?!? I'd hate to be your husband

HeadacheEarthquake · 03/07/2023 12:47

Hanging around for the deletion message Wine

AnonKat · 03/07/2023 12:47

purplepencilcase · 03/07/2023 12:44

I don't class that as cheating at all! I wouldn't tell him, what good would possibly come from it?

So you'd be happy for your husband or partner to give oral sex to a women for 4 minutes?

Unless you have an open relationship then that's cheating for alot of people.

GoodChat · 03/07/2023 12:48

HeadacheEarthquake · 03/07/2023 12:47

Hanging around for the deletion message Wine

Surprised the thread lasted longer than 20 minutes and annoyed I believed it!

isthismylifenow · 03/07/2023 12:48

ShirleyPhallus · 03/07/2023 12:44

I think my favourite post is the one that said that the stripper might report OP for going too far. Who to?! 101??

😂

This is MN after all.

LittleMissUnreasonable · 03/07/2023 12:48

Hitting all the mum'snet double standards bingo here... If this was a man he would be absolutely vilified, called every name under the sun and told he was a terrible person for not coming clean to his wife. Why should we treat OP any different just because she's a woman?

OP you did cheat, I don't think I could live with not telling DH if I were you. I'd also get checked out for oral STIs as well

IDontLoveTheWayYouLie · 03/07/2023 12:48

You'll just have to be straight up with your husband and say you thought it would be fun to suck someone else's cock for a few minutes.

I'm sure you wouldn't be okay with him licking someone else's fanny on a night out.

Jongleterre · 03/07/2023 12:48

You've sucked off a man in full view of everyone even if it was only a couple of sucks.

Yeah that was pretty disgusting and if it was the other way round and my husband licked cream off a woman's flappy bits in front of his mates I would be well shot of him.

However I don't think telling your husband is a good idea if you are avowed never to get so drunk again and engage in wanton acts.

If others mention it unless their is video or photographic evidence, I would play it down and it's your word against others.

Don't ever go and see a male stripper again. I say stripper but if he's allowing strangers to suck him off then he's actually a sex worker.

justme2022 · 03/07/2023 12:49

This place is batshit sometimes. She had another man's dick in her mouth. In what parallel universe is that not cheating?

BlueLiquid · 03/07/2023 12:49

And canned whipped cream is fuuuuuuuullllll of sugar. Do you not care about your teeth, OP?

We’ve lost sight of what a normal hen party is.

L1342 · 03/07/2023 12:49

IDontLoveTheWayYouLie · 03/07/2023 12:48

You'll just have to be straight up with your husband and say you thought it would be fun to suck someone else's cock for a few minutes.

I'm sure you wouldn't be okay with him licking someone else's fanny on a night out.

😂

Irequireausername · 03/07/2023 12:49

Honestly wtf, who gets so horny over a stripper? 😂 I feel sorry for him and your DH.

Imagine watching OP suck off this bloke for 3-4 minutes, i'd want a refund. 😂

He's meant to strip, not get molested by Mrs 'I can't help it, so horny'

DrSbaitso · 03/07/2023 12:49

Why should we treat OP any different just because she's a woman?

Well...

jackstini · 03/07/2023 12:49

@Lostsoul0307 - how many hens were there?
How many licked the stripper's penis?
Did the bride to be do it?

Have you even considered you will all be at the same wedding fairly shortly, probably drunk and this could come out and a lot of partners could find out?

What did you say in your message to dh?

Fwiw my dh would 100% consider what you did cheating and our marriage would be over

LadyH846 · 03/07/2023 12:50

This is such a great thread.

It's blatantly made up.

Ameanstreakamilewide · 03/07/2023 12:50

Any minute now...

aperolspritzbasicbitch · 03/07/2023 12:50

I kinda believed it until the 'sent him a text' update 🤣

GonnaGetGoingReturns · 03/07/2023 12:50

This has definitely happened on a few hen nights I’ve been on and general consensus is don’t break girl code and tell on you. Some even think if they guess or know their DH/SO has done it then what’s good for the goose is good for the gander!

There’s always one who goes too far too!

I haven’t heard of it getting out in my friends group apart from general gossip but I have heard of one friend of a friend who fell out with her best mate and told her DH about such an act who then told his best mate whose was best mate of friend who noshed on stripper’s knob. As far as I know friend who was told on just styled it out denied having done it and as her best mate was no longer her best mate and had always been considered a bitch/liar her DH thought it was all lies.

OP, honestly I personally wouldn’t worry too much about it. I would however be aware that this is and can be the sort of thing than can be gossiped about and dragged up years later so maybe think of an excuse/lie for your DH in case that happens.

I mean if you did tell him why would you tell him, what good what it do? Do you know a good divorce lawyer?

Years ago in my clubbing days I went back with 2 men I sort of knew to their house. One was fairly sexy in fact he looked like Dmitry for Deelite! I ended up giving him a BJ in the kitchen which his mate never saw. However I then stayed with the friend downstairs, “Dmitry” went home and I honestly did nothing. Stayed over no sex etc but he gave me his number on a post it note. A week later I rang it and we ended up dating for about 18 months. I saw “Dmitry” who was his best mate out and about but we never talked about my BJ and I don’t think he told his mate. Yes it wasn’t my finest hour but I’d had Ecstasy and coke and was a bit of a wild child/woman!

If I’d ended up marrying the above man I wouldn’t have told him but equally if his friend had told him I’d either deny or lie. But I wasn’t in a relationship with either then so didn’t really do anything wrong…

I have been on tame life drawing hen nights too!

ShirleyPhallus · 03/07/2023 12:50

BlueLiquid · 03/07/2023 12:49

And canned whipped cream is fuuuuuuuullllll of sugar. Do you not care about your teeth, OP?

We’ve lost sight of what a normal hen party is.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was waiting for “STD test. Now.”

IDontLoveTheWayYouLie · 03/07/2023 12:50

Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 12:40

Update I've ripped the plaster off but gone slightly cowardly I've messaged DH

Happy Monday to him then.

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