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The stunning skirting boards

163 replies

BourbonBon · 04/03/2023 13:51

Shopping for skirting boards this morning and the bloke in the shop showed us this beading that you put on top of the floor and up to the skirting boards.

He said “have you thought about using these? They look stunning when done against skirting boards”

Stunning. As anyone ever been stunned by someone else’s skirting boards?

YABU - yes, I have on occasion gone into someone’s house and almost fainted at their amazing skirting boards

YANBU - no, it was a stupid thing to say and you’re right to still be annoyed about it hours later

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Notimeforaname · 04/03/2023 14:30

Can you show us an example of these potentially stunning skirting boards? I'd need to see it..

JudgeRudy · 04/03/2023 14:30

I'm with you on this one. Maybe you should have responded "Stunning? They're Awesome! May I please sit down for moment to take it all in"

thefatpotato · 04/03/2023 14:30

He is BVU because beading always looks shit.

I think some skirting can be stunning, so I agree with him on that front!

BitOutOfPractice · 04/03/2023 14:31

I always think that skirting boards are designed by people who don’t have to clean them.

Rinkydinkydoodle · 04/03/2023 14:33

Could we add genius and legend/legendary to the list. My dad is a man for stunning mundanities, too. An Aldi frozen fish dish was exquisite the other day, could sell skirting boards to the Borrowers with that patter.

Muu · 04/03/2023 14:34

He’s got some balls to say that about beading which often looks crap. (I have some in my house… I hoped I’d get used to it but it still looks shit to me)

Swiftswatch · 04/03/2023 14:35

User18695438 · 04/03/2023 14:29

This is it I think, it doesn't look very stunning though😬

Yeah beading that goes up to skirting like this is just to cover a bodged job basically.
If you do half a job and don’t remove the skirting when you have a new floor put down it will have an expansion gap and the beading is to cover that.
It always looks incredibly shit.

category12 · 04/03/2023 14:36

I do think you're obliged to put up a pic so we know whether to be stunned or not.

ScholesPanda · 04/03/2023 14:37

I'm often stunned by skirting boards. It's the first thing I look for when I go somewhere, and how I form all my judgements about people. 😁

OheeOheeOh · 04/03/2023 14:37

I want to see what he showed you, I might just find them stunning too, I often find myself lusting after household items 😆

minipie · 04/03/2023 14:41

Have you looked at estate agent details recently… every house is “stunning” “exceptional” “magnificent” … these are terraced houses with 10 others just like them next door.

Stunning has been diluted and now just means “looks quite nice”.

CovertImage · 04/03/2023 14:41

I've never been stunned by skirting boards but to "still be annoyed about it hours later" really IS hyperbolic bullshit, to quote a pp

Bogofftosomewherehot · 04/03/2023 14:42

YABU to be "fuming"!

FirstnameSuesecondnamePerb · 04/03/2023 14:44

The only appropriate response
"100%, they are gas"

I may be 55 but I work all week with 20 somethings.

TressiliansStone · 04/03/2023 14:44

YABU - yes, I have on occasion gone into someone’s house and almost fainted at their amazing skirting boards

Yes. I was quite literally stunned by a skirting board - and have the scar on my head to prove it...

usernamenotaccepted · 04/03/2023 14:46

Here you go. Black skirting board.

BourbonBon · 04/03/2023 14:46

TressiliansStone · 04/03/2023 14:44

YABU - yes, I have on occasion gone into someone’s house and almost fainted at their amazing skirting boards

Yes. I was quite literally stunned by a skirting board - and have the scar on my head to prove it...

😂😂

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Paturday · 04/03/2023 14:46

Yeah the beading looks shit anyway and first time we had it installed it was broken before the guys even left. There was a second time because we needed flooring quick and there’s only one local option and they’re beading fans. Looks tacky and it a dust trap. Ugh!

junglejane66 · 04/03/2023 14:48

If your life is skirting boards then in the world of skirting boards they may well be stunning

YouSoundLovely · 04/03/2023 14:49

Oh come on, it's no different from the current trend of describing your children, your house and your two weeks on a sunny beach as 'amazing'.

Maireas · 04/03/2023 14:53

I don't get it.
People are putting beads on their skirting boards?
Blimey that's naff

MeinKraft · 04/03/2023 14:54

Crispymandm · 04/03/2023 13:58

I often find skirting boards stunning.

I was stunned when I looked at the ones behind my sons bed. Inches of dust!

Maireas · 04/03/2023 14:54

Oh, right - thank you, @usernamenotaccepted
That's really ugly.
Like gaffer tape along your floor.
Each to their own 🤷

Narwhalsh · 04/03/2023 14:54

The beading is because they’re not doing the proper job of removing the existing skirting before laying the floor…

YABU because I have seen beautiful (period) skirting, but YANBU in that it won’t have beading on it!

Silverbook · 04/03/2023 14:56

Am I the only person who is now searching google images for skirting boards?