To think a brazillian wax is not what I got here?

[Lordofthebutterfloofs]

First brazillian in 10 years (post kids) finally got round to booking myself in and finding time to go fab! Researched the salon (my previous waxing specialist moved counties) all seemed well.

My understanding of a brazillian wax is all hair front, back (between bum cheeks) and inbetween removed bar a small 'landing strip' of hair on the pubic mound.

What I got was very..... Odd

No hair left on the public mound, hair on outer labia (the bit on the outside next to the thigh crease) removed, no hair removed from the back and a 'tuft' of hair left in the cleft of my pubic mound.

This is wrong isn't it, or has the meaning of brazillian changed in 10 years?

I just paid and left (yeah I know) but it's a weird confrontation to have with a stranger about where you have hair 😂

DO they? WHy? I've never understood that. Happy to find out the benefits for women.

When I used to have a Brazilian it was a landing strip, all gone on the under carriage, and they asked you if you wanted bum done or not.

I find it much cleaner, hardly any regrowth now. No shaving which used to leave me with an awful rash. I don't need to worry when wearing swimsuits.

You don't need to type in upper case letters to me, by the way, I am perfectly able to read and understand without that.

Despite what you may think, women (lots of them) are able to have their own minds and decide how they like their body hair dealt with. You clearly think that all women are doing it to please their OHs, which even if they are is a non issue, IMO.

What's the benefit of wearing make up? It's not seen by the wearer? So why use it?

I'm not so sure why your so much faux outrage?

@marchella have you never changed a single Thing about your appearance, temporarily or permanently?

never where makeup, shave legs, have a hair cut, pluck eyebrows, where nail varnish, buy clothes/shoes just because you like the look of them?

Hopefully the daily mail won't pick up on it

Can I please ask if any underwear is kept on? Imagining covering opening and clit?

Can I ask what they do about the length of the hair they leave (in the strip or triangle or whatever)? Does it get trimmed? I have visions of it being down to your knees over the years if not! Do they trim with scissors or a little trimmer? So many questions! 😂

Also the stuffed taco comment….😂😂

@Pickpocket my waxer would trim it. But I tend to do that before appointment if it’s particularly long 🤣 or after

No @redbigbananafeet - usually underwear is removed for an intimate wax

My waxer uses clippers (you pay for your own guard and they keep it on your file to reuse). Results is lovely neat trimmed landing strip and smooth skin from lower front right round to the back.

No outrage. MOst of the caps were typo's . There's another one. I just don't understand sorry. Knock yourself out if it makes you feel good or whatever. I'm old and men were happy with whatever they were given 😁. The idea of paying someone to rip my pubes out just doesn't appeal. DH is still a very happy man.

@watcherintherye

for me at least, it's LESS painful than my shins!

(more 'fat' I think is why?!)

@marchella I'm old also, not sure what that's got to do with anything,

As for men we're glad with anything comment, you sound like a hand maiden!

It's not for the men.

You asked what was good about it, I answered.

He does actually, he also trims his chest and underarm hair (and before anyone assumes, no he's not one of those super preening types)

He does it because he feels clean and tidy when he does. Same reason I prefer it for me tbh.

@marchella

bore off

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Not the easiest to complain about, the only thing you could have done better was to specify the landing strip but all in all you didn't get anything like what you asked for 🤷‍♂️

@Lordofthebutterfloofs i actually feel so gutted for you. Wanting to feel better about yourself, planning booking and paying for the appointment then it basically not going well. I’m sure you’re a busy person too. This would really P me off. Hopefully you can find a better waxer next time.

Also depends on the growth. I hate it when it pokes out the sides of swimming suits, bikini etc. each to their own.

Well, there's fluff all you can do about it now

The whole thing sounds revolting 🤮

Bore off.

Hair between bum cheeks? Really? I’ve never had hair there!

You sure about that? 😂 You might be in for a shock