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Madonna - went from candy to money

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nonono1 · 30/10/2022 21:29

I don’t understand her recent Instagram post where she says she went from candy to money. Admittedly I’m not very “up” on modern parlance, which is why I’m asking - what does it actually mean?

www.freepressjournal.in/hollywood/madonna-goes-naked-in-latest-social-media-photos-writes-went-from-candy-to-money

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userxx · 30/10/2022 21:31

That's Madonna ? Fucking hell, she's changed a bit from the 80's hasn't she!

RishisProudMum · 30/10/2022 21:34

I used to love Madonna, but she appears to have lost her mind.

cofeetablebook · 30/10/2022 21:34

Ewwww. What a horror show.

Dotcheck · 30/10/2022 21:36

Maybe ‘the money shot’ ?

If I had small kids and lived in her neighbourhood, we wouldn’t be knocking on her door this hallowe’en….

Awrite · 30/10/2022 21:38

She looks so much better now than with that awful pink hair.

Fruitbatt · 30/10/2022 21:39

Dotcheck · 30/10/2022 21:36

Maybe ‘the money shot’ ?

If I had small kids and lived in her neighbourhood, we wouldn’t be knocking on her door this hallowe’en….

She wouldn’t need a mask to be scarey.
What a shame she used to look lovely.

Beachsidesunset · 30/10/2022 21:39

Aren't breasts supposed to separate?

nonono1 · 30/10/2022 21:40

Does anyone actually know what “candy to money” means though? Thanks

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RishisProudMum · 30/10/2022 21:40

Fruitbatt · 30/10/2022 21:39

She wouldn’t need a mask to be scarey.
What a shame she used to look lovely.

She’s behaving very strangely, but insulting her appearance in that manner seems a bit uncalled for.

HebeSunshine · 30/10/2022 21:41

Beachsidesunset · 30/10/2022 21:39

Aren't breasts supposed to separate?

Ha ha that's what I've been saying, they look fused together mad old bat

nonono1 · 30/10/2022 21:43

I just find myself regularly confused by what “modern” people mean and say and this is no exception! I’m clearly an old bat!

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Isaidnoalready · 30/10/2022 21:43

Look at her nipples one is candy one is money?

nonono1 · 30/10/2022 21:44

Has there ever been a point in history where mums and dads don’t even have a clue what the younger ones even mean anymore? Not that Madonna is a “younger one” (she’s older than me) but as a trendy celeb she’s clearly far more up to date with current cultural parlance than I am!

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userxx · 30/10/2022 21:45

I hadn't scrolled down the page. I can never unsee that!

nonono1 · 30/10/2022 21:45

Isaidnoalready · 30/10/2022 21:43

Look at her nipples one is candy one is money?

Yes I saw that, but I still don’t get the meaning of from candy to money?

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FlippertyGibberts · 30/10/2022 21:45

I wouldn't have recognised her at all.

I have no idea what she means. Is she OK? There must be a lot of pressure to stay young / relevant, although fuck knows why - surely she's got enough money to get by.

TheSpottedZebra · 30/10/2022 21:47

Isn't she saying - went from giving candy to the children (knocking, to trick or treat), to giving them money.

But in this case the money is her body. Sort of riffing off stripper talk.
And obviously the children are hypothetical.
And the images are photoshopped to hell.

But really she's saying Look at me! I am so youthful! And really edgy! Did I shock you? Talk about me!

PurpleButterflyWings · 30/10/2022 21:48

Oh fucking hell. MY EYES! Shock

nonono1 · 30/10/2022 21:50

Isn't she saying - went from giving candy to the children (knocking, to trick or treat), to giving them money.

I’m not sure that’s what she’s talking about - I mean, why would she use her boobs to make that point? It makes no sense.

But really she's saying Look at me! I am so youthful! And really edgy! Did I shock you? Talk about me!

Well if that was her objective then she certainly achieved it!

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Anon778833 · 30/10/2022 21:51

What happened to her face? I wouldn’t know who she was!

nonono1 · 30/10/2022 21:53

I just feel so at sea in social media talk sometimes, when I read posts like Madonna’s! But maybe it actually doesn’t make sense to anyone, even young’uns. No idea!

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slowquickstep · 30/10/2022 21:54

She needs serious help

Awrite · 30/10/2022 21:54

Okay, does anyone know what the yellow ball hanging down from her stomach in photo 2 is?

OneFrenchEgg · 30/10/2022 21:55

She looks terrible. I'd never recognise her if I hadn't already seen some of her Insta. I think it's just a Halloween 'joke' where one nipple is candy and one is money. Can't see any urban slang involved.

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 30/10/2022 21:55

I have no idea what she's on about, she seems to be a bit odd lately

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