Class is down to which breakfast you eat

[ivykaty44]

Your status in life is down to which breakfast you eat, not what car you drive or how much you earn

but the type of food you eat for the first meal of the day

white sliced toast with chic spread is working class

sour dough and marmalade is middle class

upper class is soldier and dippy egg

aristocracy is cereal served from a Tupperware 😉

Yup, husband calls the commoners white bread people! We have working class roots and love a slice of orange packet Warburtons 😂.

Goodness. I don't eat breakfast. Does that make me 'classless'?

Dippy eggs and soldiers are upper class? Fuck, I must tell my husband we are members of the gentry at once!

Goodness. I don't eat breakfast. Does that make me 'classless'?

how does this make you feel?

I have an egg for breakfast most days. What does a poached egg make me? Am certainly not upper class..

@Sartre Die we diff our hats as you pass?

Theres a lot of bread going on there
What about us simple porridge people?

What class is a cig and an instant coffee?

What class is a bagel with almond butter?

What about us simple porridge people?

is that the type Oliver as for more?

What class is a bagel with almond butter?

nouveau rich?

What does a bowl of CocoPops with full-fat milk say?

You are French

My current favourite is a bagel with smoked salmon and scrambled eggs 😋 Where do I fit in? Normally have toast with poached egg and avocado.

If I have the time it’s Kellogg crunchy nut cereal plus a coffee.
I don’t have time for eggs.

Do some people change class on a daily basis? Very socially mobile...

So if i have a banana and a cup of tea in bed while i do the wordle etc,what class am i?

That you're most likely a child of around 7 years of age

What about leftover Chinese takeaway?

Fried bread and brown sauce = working class/1950s miner
Brown bread a

Scrambled egg on sourdough?

Apparently I'm working class mid week and rise spectacularly at weekends to upper class!

Oh dear I had white toast with Nutella yesterday, but sour dough with pouched eggs this morning? Where does this place me?! Existential crisis here

😂 Perhaps the under class? I'll join you there!

@SocksAndTheCity

The best breakfast, shortly followed by leftover biryani