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Class is down to which breakfast you eat

233 replies

ivykaty44 · 29/07/2022 21:45

Your status in life is down to which breakfast you eat, not what car you drive or how much you earn

but the type of food you eat for the first meal of the day

white sliced toast with chic spread is working class

sour dough and marmalade is middle class

upper class is soldier and dippy egg

aristocracy is cereal served from a Tupperware 😉

OP posts:
BryceQuinlanTheFirst · 29/07/2022 22:59

I have overnight oats with chia seeds made with waitrose Greek yoghurt with blueberries, blackberries and a linseed mix over. With a coffee cafetiere from artisan blender down the road.

Full wanker mode activated??

Louise0701 · 29/07/2022 23:02

I usually have either a smoothie
, porridge with DD or a banana and a coffee.
DH has porridge
DD has either porridge with raspberries & a couple of squares of dark chocolate, or pancakes and fruit
DS1 has Nutella on toast
DS2 has toast with lurpak and a yoghurt

Dreikanter · 29/07/2022 23:03

VaccineSticker · 29/07/2022 22:29

My left over dominos pizza- warmed up, what does that make me?

Frugal.

PriamFarrl · 29/07/2022 23:04

internetpersonme · 29/07/2022 21:54

What class is a cig and an instant coffee?

Underclass.

ChezVous77 · 29/07/2022 23:04

BryceQuinlanTheFirst · 29/07/2022 22:59

I have overnight oats with chia seeds made with waitrose Greek yoghurt with blueberries, blackberries and a linseed mix over. With a coffee cafetiere from artisan blender down the road.

Full wanker mode activated??

Hahaha definitely full wanker mode! 😂

WiddlinDiddlin · 29/07/2022 23:05

GlacindaTheTroll · 29/07/2022 22:43

Anyone who has a breakfast room is upper middle or upper class!!

Only if it has room to get an extended canter out of ones egg...

ClaudineClare · 29/07/2022 23:05

Whiskey and Bath Olivers?

Workinghardeveryday · 29/07/2022 23:05

ThreeRingCircus · 29/07/2022 22:43

Confused.

😂, maybe I am.

I have been having it for a while since I started roasting gammon for sandwiches for the week (trying to be thrifty with food shop). It’s great, have loads of salad cream and obviously crisps too 😁

JosephineGH · 29/07/2022 23:05

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Passmethecrisps · 29/07/2022 23:08

Choc chip brioche from a cellophane wrapper for the children?? Or occasionally a madeleine.

usually yogurt with granola and frozen fruit eaten at my desk at around 11:30?? After many, many cups of coffee. Also occasionally toast ham sandwich eaten in the car.

I am guessing I am fancy as fuck

Lykia · 29/07/2022 23:09

Greek yoghurt with agave nectar, chia seeds and flaked almonds if I'm feeling virtuous otherwise it's Greek yogurt with a dollop of Bon Maman raspberry jam. Grin

speakball · 29/07/2022 23:09

When the fuel bills hit it will only be the upper classes that are eating at all.

Louise0701 · 29/07/2022 23:09

Oh; except for Saturdays! On Saturdays; the DC all have Cham toasties!

bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyza · 29/07/2022 23:11

I have a pan au chocolate and fruit juice what does that make me

Namerchangerextraordinaire · 29/07/2022 23:12

What class are we then?

We usually have Coddled Eggs.

Sometimes we have poached eggs with salmon on potato pancakes if I'm feeling like making an effort.

Other days it's just porridge.

Smoothsoul · 29/07/2022 23:14

upper lower class?

FoofOfTheWalkingDead · 29/07/2022 23:15

BarrelOfOtters2 · 29/07/2022 21:57

You are French

🤣🤣🤣

Babdoc · 29/07/2022 23:16

I live in Scotland and have organic porridge with fresh brambles, blueberries and strawberries, every morning, winter and summer. I suspect porridge up here is classless!

Sgtmajormummy · 29/07/2022 23:16

Tomorrow I’m having strong PG Tips with lemon, an espresso and a slice of leftover cake.
Plus vitamins and a glass of water.
Alternating death wish and remedial action?
I’d say ex-80s Yuppie turned health freak.

entropynow · 29/07/2022 23:18

minuette1 · 29/07/2022 21:55

What class is a bagel with almond butter?

Classy

takeitandleaveit · 29/07/2022 23:19

Where does a sausage fit into all this?

Delphigirl · 29/07/2022 23:21

StressfulBedtimes · 29/07/2022 21:53

Theres a lot of bread going on there
What about us simple porridge people?

You are aristocracy, but with Scottish roots 😁

Libre55 · 29/07/2022 23:25

How about a bag of Frazzles and a can of Diet Coke? Best hangover cure ever!

weknowfrogsgotralalalala · 29/07/2022 23:25

What does Greek yoghurt, fruit, protein powder and occasionally musli make me?

BaronessBomburst · 29/07/2022 23:26

Coffee
More coffee
A glass of water
Coffee