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Class is down to which breakfast you eat

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ivykaty44 · 29/07/2022 21:45

Your status in life is down to which breakfast you eat, not what car you drive or how much you earn

but the type of food you eat for the first meal of the day

white sliced toast with chic spread is working class

sour dough and marmalade is middle class

upper class is soldier and dippy egg

aristocracy is cereal served from a Tupperware 😉

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stayinghometoday · 30/07/2022 11:37

Which class whole wheat brown bread with cheese or peanut butter?

Prokupatuscrakedatus · 30/07/2022 11:47

Sourdough is the standard bread where I am from (foreign) - every city, village has their own type. It is just bread.

Steelesauce · 30/07/2022 12:09

I'm def in the coffee and fag category. God knows where I'll be when I quit smoking in September but even reading these breakfasts make me feel sick! (I can't stomach food until 2ish)

My kids had tea and biscuits today but do usually have cereal/toast/pancakes!

Imissmoominmama · 30/07/2022 12:53

Fuck me, I’m upper class!

I hide it well though- you’d never know.

JudgeJ · 30/07/2022 13:13

Cantaloupe melon, black forest ham, strawberries, balsamic vinegar and loads of black pepper, I'm very keen to know where that leaves me in the posh stakes!

JudgeJ · 30/07/2022 13:16

LadyAnglerfish · 30/07/2022 04:53

I’m sure I read somewhere years ago that the Queen Mother used to wake up at 10 each morning and have gin for breakfast…

And she lived to be 101, there's a lesson there!

ivykaty44 · 30/07/2022 13:18

Imissmoominmama

the fuck me was a big give away!

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TheGoogleMum · 30/07/2022 13:23

I mostly skip breakfast but occasionally have cereal not from a tupperware. I am far from aristocracy 😂

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