To ask if you wash your bed linen every time you have sex?

[StandingOvulation]

I tend towards slatternity so I didn't realise this was A Thing

Luckily it's only high days and holidays nowadays, so it's not as though Id be ploughing through the Bold on Bed sheets.

It's this another MN requirement where I come up wanting?

YABU: wash em straight away you grim creature.

YANBU: Meh, wash Em on the normal processing time, no need to rush.

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A couple that hasn’t had sex for (at least?) 3 months isn’t normal

Yes it is. We went from March 2020 until January 2021 without it. Sex was the last thing I felt like doing then. Having to deal with the deaths of both parents, the loss of a job and very nearly losing the family home all within the space of 9 months kills the urge really.

These people who claim to have no mess, where does it all go then? I find that fascinating.

@CheesePlantMurderer

No way. We have sex several times a day when partner is home - works away - altho no children to climb in. I don't wash the sofa covers either but I do disinfect the dining table 😂😉

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

[quote Stravaig]@hellithurt 🤣 Darked on too!![/quote]
OMG I cannot even think about that!

Why can't those who "spill" not take some tissues to mop up any leakage before it gets spilled out? No need for a towel then.

The lack of common sense here is rather alarming.

Forgot to add... there is no spillage on our sheets because we use condoms so no need to wash the sheets after, just wait until the "normal" washing-the-sheets day.

I’m usually passed out from all the orgasms. I’ll have to ask dh.

Depends what kind of sex you're having a guess

Nope

@EBearhug 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Looubylou

These people who claim to have no mess, where does it all go then? I find that fascinating.

Robot Hoover. Special sex attachment.

God. Lots of people go to lots of laundry effort. I put my pants on and DH gives it a wiggle in his penis beaker.

Yes, but since it's been over 3 years it's not a bother

@positivevibesonly22

God. Lots of people go to lots of laundry effort. I put my pants on and DH gives it a wiggle in his penis beaker.

@positivevibesonly22

that was the original plot for Fifty Shades right there!

@jamandmarmaladeoncrumpets 🤣🤣🤣 for sure. Nowt as sexy.

@GeneLovesJezebel

No, just make sure the wet patch is on his side.

HAHAHAHAHA THIS!!

Nope. DH and I have sex around 2-3 times a week and we wash the bedding each weekend. I’ve never thought to wash the bedding after sex. But then, we don’t generally have sex under the covers either. Or even on the bed every time…

No. People who do obvs don’t do it often. So bad for the environment and my time!

No, we have sex a lot, never considered this a thing!

You can avoid wet sheets!

@daisyjgrey

This is MN, someone will be along in a minute to say that they put a strip the bed, put a special mattress protector and designated bedding on, do the deed and then strip it all off and put a fresh one on, every time. And anything less is the epitome of "grim".

Don't forget the pre sex and post sex showers

@Looubylou have you heard of tissues?

Not necessarily, but if I can see any er any spillages then I will...

@Benjispruce5 have you heard of squirting? How do you want to position a tissue to stop that. Ffs some of these comments acting stupid and not knowing how wet patches come to be because you never had one.

No but I'm on top mostly anyway