To ask if you wash your bed linen every time you have sex?

[StandingOvulation]

I tend towards slatternity so I didn't realise this was A Thing

Luckily it's only high days and holidays nowadays, so it's not as though Id be ploughing through the Bold on Bed sheets.

It's this another MN requirement where I come up wanting?

YABU: wash em straight away you grim creature.

YANBU: Meh, wash Em on the normal processing time, no need to rush.

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Nope... a quick wipe us with a towel suffices.

@MrsVeryTired

That's the best thing that's happened to me all day.

@Tyrantosaurus

What's with all the e obtuse people here. Children being in a wet patch in the bed after sex is nasty, that's not OTT to say!!

Who had said they're putting their children in the wet patch

@Baileys123 calm down FFS.

No one is subject your children to any of these unspeakable sex residues. Take a chill pill.

What's with all the e obtuse people here.

I blame high-sugar diets and sedentary lifestyles, myself.

[quote Tyrantosaurus]@thepeopleversuswork

Children in wet patches should not be debated, I'll die on this hill right here[/quote]

Sex outdoors? Lots of naturally absorbent surfaces ...

Animals strike curious poses...

Squirrels make a superhero landing every time.

@Shodan

Never mind the sheets- I've had to change the stair carpet twice in the last year.

Sex is very expensive.

🤣🤣🤣

@Stravaig

Sex outdoors? Lots of naturally absorbent surfaces ...

On grass that spider willies have been on!!

Put a towel down. Problem solved.

@Stravaig

Sex outdoors? Lots of naturally absorbent surfaces ...

And what about the squirrels!!!

@betwixtlives

Why the shocked face? Is that some kind of jusgement about how often other people have sex?

Er, yes it is! A couple that hasn’t had sex for (at least?) 3 months isn’t normal

I've been married 10 years. We had sex 3 times last night. We also had sex 3 times in 2019. Both completely "normal" 🤷‍♀️

This thread was great fun and now it just feels a bit mean. I've seen this in a film before.

"Please raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimised by Regina George a wet patch"

@hellithurt 🤣 Darked on too!!

@Baileys123

Hellithurt...if you can sleep in dirty, smelly, sex stained bedding then OK. I just have standards and prefer clean bedding..each to their own......

If you and/or your DH's secretions are so smelly they keep you awake, I'd see a doctor.

@Goldrill

I wash my sheets way more often than I have sex. They'd be properly gross if I left them that long.

You killed me hahahaha :-)

The answer to the question is no.

I think this squirrel is entirely appropriate for this thread.

God help his sheets when he empties those bad boys.

@Whingasaurus the penis beaker - I'd forgotten about that! Hilarious 😆🤣

I like to keep a small boat by the side of the bed, so I can float my children safely across the wet patches.

Best to have sex on a massive salad though to avoid the problem in the first place.