To ask if you wash your bed linen every time you have sex?

[StandingOvulation]

I tend towards slatternity so I didn't realise this was A Thing

Luckily it's only high days and holidays nowadays, so it's not as though Id be ploughing through the Bold on Bed sheets.

It's this another MN requirement where I come up wanting?

YABU: wash em straight away you grim creature.

YANBU: Meh, wash Em on the normal processing time, no need to rush.

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[quote LuckySantangelo35]@Baileys123

"I personally couldn't lie in it and my youngest is only 6 months. It would repulse me to lie in it. To those who insulted me for it yez must be dirt bags to lie in stained bedding"

What’s the age of your child got to do with it?[/quote]
Presumably if child was 6 years, she'd be fine with it

Seems this is the first time I managed to hijack a thread, and it was with our shag sheet

I'm not a reliable squirrel (that autocorrect is hilarious). And it isn't about boasting about wild sex life.
Imagine self conscious young woman, who finds out, that sometimes she just produces more fluid that would seem necessary. I was ashamed, felt wrong, tried towels and so on, but still it was clouding my enjoyment quite a lot. DP went googling and spent a small fortune on postage fees. 10+ years later, we are still together and still have the first one.

When I see so many towels, women doing ninja jumps or putting knickers quickly on, or even synchronising sheet washing and sex, I'm so glad I just don't have to care about this aspect.

Yes it comes in colours
Yes it is out of stock, but it seemed there are some alternatives
Yes, the Dr Nicki is creepy.
No, it doesn't kill mood, it is a matter of seconds to lay on top and it is quite natural for us.

@SpecialSexBlanket

I feel like I'm doing sex wrong

Have you tried WD40?

was due to the comments I received and wasn't personally attacking anyone....

No, as we have sex several times a week - I'm not doing that much laundry, plus there's an energy crisis! Of course, if there's a mess as sometimes there is I'll change the sheet but that will be the next day if at night, not immediately!

**Bollix

@starfishmummy

Shag pile 🤣 now that would a beggar to get clean 😅

@bollix I recommend a flame thrower, its the only way. 🤣**

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🤣🤣🤣

Don't be daft.

Please use StandO10% if you're heading to Lovehoney.

Patyvvm.

Might be ok for your child to lie in it but not for mine......

And just for complete transparency, I don't wash the sofa covers either and we have sex there probably at least once a week. And our kids AND visitors sit there. Oh if only they knew.

Nope. But we do use a towel, which gets washed every time

@Baileys123

Might be ok for your child to lie in it but not for mine......

PFB?

I change it more frequently than that - only changing once a year is just scummy 😄.

@Trinacham

Nope. But we do use a towel, which gets washed every time

I can't imagine going to get a towel before having sex. It's not always planned, is it? Sex is quite spontaneous in our house, it would feel a bit sterile to have to say 'stop I need to get the towel!"

Depends if it's regular sex or 'kids are away let's have a shagfest' sex. Former, no, latter - yes.

PFB?

Blossomtoes

"Might be ok for your child to lie in it but not for mine......"

Lie in what though?? There's no "it" in our bed

Well I tend to be one of those women who makes quite a bit of mess which I don't want to seep into the mattress... so yes, I do have to pause it midway just to grab the towel! 😏 also don't like sleeping in the wet patches..

4th baby not that it makes a difference
I'm in the minority for basic hygiene and cleanlines then

Why is it so hard for people to recognise that all bodies are different? Some are squirters (or squirrels) and some are not! Neither is right it wrong ffs!

How is it hard to recognise that without resorting to immature mud-slinging (after which you should DEFINITELY change the sheets!)

@CornishGem1975
Well I tend to be one of those women who makes quite a bit of mess which I don't want to seep into the mattress... so yes, I do have to pause it midway just to grab the towel!also don't like sleeping in the wet patches..

"Get the sex blanket Carruthers, we're going in!"

@Baileys123

4th baby not that it makes a difference I'm in the minority for basic hygiene and cleanlines then

Oh bore off with your superiority. No need for it!

I've no objection to Bailey's condescension/ribbing, but getting other peoples posts in the same vein deleted is very thin skinned