I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

Oo did you T-Rex in asda?

Hoicked your judgy pants up? Or alternatively handed someone a grip?

Put your loo brush in the dishwasher?

Bonus points if you put the loo seat in too!

Booked yourself into a spa hotel because (insert any minor reason here)

Batch cooked your hatred of the unvaccinated AND your MIL?

Served Pom bears for dinner ?

It's nothing to do with crusty bed side socks or beakers is it?

Or having a yoni?

Ick

Used no as a complete sentence?

Did you get something logged with 101?

@Hibye23289

Spend all your time on a hobby like dh?

It's always cycling

@MamaWeasel

Said, "did you mean to be so rude?"

I am a teacher, say this all the time! Mumsnet has given me a full repertoire of withering phrases to quote, it's been excellent as a CPD tool.

Claimed your free half hour with a solicitor?

Reported someone?

Cooked a ham in Coca Cola?

Gone no contact?

Handmade a gingerbread house/bunting.

Pretended that you earn over 100k a year and are 'struggling'?

Bought a robot hoover

Bought naice ham in Waitrose?

Used a dishwasher tablet to clean your oven door.

I did this today. Lovely old job.

@Cheerbear24

Claimed your free half hour with a solicitor?

Reported a covid related post in the AIBU section?

@WeatherwaxLives

Put your loo brush in the dishwasher?

Bonus points if you put the loo seat in too!

ARRRRGH! That's revolting, will have to find that thread! The horror!

@GemmaRuby

Bought a robot hoover

Sorry that should say bought a eufy, of course

Bought cashmere wrist warmers, hand cream and a nice scarf for your mother for Christmas?

Silently seethed as someone picnicked in your garden?

Bought a penguin bollard?
Did a tinkly little laugh?
Blocked someone in?