I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

Left your towels on the line overnight to be darked on and violated by spider willies?

Left your washing out at night to be darked on?
Have a penis beaker next to your bed?
A poo knife in your bathroom?

Come on I need to go to bed

Buy a loo brush?

@36degrees Great minds

@UsernameInTheTown

Bum sex at Centre Parcs?

Do you have to book for that? Am guessing it costs extra?

Set up a penis beaker?

Bought next year's Christmas presents, wrapped them and uploaded a spreadsheet detailing it all into an app.

Stolen someone's house in Mexico??

Had a massive salad with a ton of vegetables?

Misread OP. Thought you said the most UNmumsnetty thing. Since I was wrong, I suggest you threw it away.

Found a locked safe in your attic?

@NotThisWeekSatan

Used a dishwasher tablet to clean your oven door.

I did this today. Lovely old job.

what is this sorcery? do tell as my oven is giving off acrid smoke in a very unhealthy way...

Created a thread and kept people guessing without answering…

Asked for line eyes?

let your kid do a t-rex in the supermarket?

Met Katie Price and took the car keys off her, then kneed her in the face.

Fed your child humus.

Bought naice ham?

Bought a poo knife?

Wore a leopard scarf?

Bought a sellotape dispenser. A good heavy one.

Wrote "naice ham" on a shopping list.
Did a maintenance wash.
Asked someone if they meant to be so rude?

Added the word "odd" at the end of a snarky opinion?

Tell someone to do something 3 times -REPORT REPORT REPORT