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Original poster

I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

507 replies

MagnoliaPaintedWalls · 19/12/2021 20:56

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

OP posts:
LadyCampanulaTottington · 19/12/2021 21:14

Left your towels on the line overnight to be darked on and violated by spider willies?

XenoBitch · 19/12/2021 21:14

Left your washing out at night to be darked on?
Have a penis beaker next to your bed?
A poo knife in your bathroom?

PutTheBathOnPlease · 19/12/2021 21:14

Come on I need to go to bed Grin

maryzx · 19/12/2021 21:14

Buy a loo brush?

UsernameInTheTown · 19/12/2021 21:14

@36degrees Great minds Grin

Original poster
MagnoliaPaintedWalls · 19/12/2021 21:14

@UsernameInTheTown

Bum sex at Centre Parcs?
Do you have to book for that? Am guessing it costs extra? Grin
OP posts:
Idontbelieveit14 · 19/12/2021 21:15

Set up a penis beaker?

coodawoodashooda · 19/12/2021 21:15

Bought next year's Christmas presents, wrapped them and uploaded a spreadsheet detailing it all into an app.

MiniatureHotdog · 19/12/2021 21:15

Stolen someone's house in Mexico??

NowNumber5 · 19/12/2021 21:15

Had a massive salad with a ton of vegetables?

maryzx · 19/12/2021 21:15

Misread OP. Thought you said the most UNmumsnetty thing. Since I was wrong, I suggest you threw it away.

MiniatureHotdog · 19/12/2021 21:15

Found a locked safe in your attic?

mumsiedarlingrevolta · 19/12/2021 21:15

@NotThisWeekSatan

Used a dishwasher tablet to clean your oven door.

I did this today. Lovely old job.

what is this sorcery? do tell as my oven is giving off acrid smoke in a very unhealthy way...
Toottooot · 19/12/2021 21:16

Created a thread and kept people guessing without answering…

GeorgieFlame · 19/12/2021 21:16

Asked for line eyes?

XenoBitch · 19/12/2021 21:16

let your kid do a t-rex in the supermarket?

3luckystars · 19/12/2021 21:17

Met Katie Price and took the car keys off her, then kneed her in the face.

Belledan1 · 19/12/2021 21:17

Fed your child humus.

I8toys · 19/12/2021 21:17

Bought naice ham?

SuffolkPunch27 · 19/12/2021 21:17

Bought a poo knife?

Thefrenchconnection1 · 19/12/2021 21:17

Wore a leopard scarf?

3luckystars · 19/12/2021 21:17

Bought a sellotape dispenser. A good heavy one.

megletthesecond · 19/12/2021 21:18

Wrote "naice ham" on a shopping list.
Did a maintenance wash.
Asked someone if they meant to be so rude?

JustJustWhy · 19/12/2021 21:18

Added the word "odd" at the end of a snarky opinion?

Toottooot · 19/12/2021 21:18

Tell someone to do something 3 times -REPORT REPORT REPORT